Joe Moore Quotes in Heist (2001)

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Joe Moore Quotes:

  • Bergman: Don't you want to hear my last words?

    Joe Moore: I just did.

  • Jimmy: No one can hear me.

    Joe Moore: No one can hear what you don't say.

    Jimmy: Hey, I'm as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton.

    Joe Moore: I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton.

  • D.A. Freccia: You're a pretty smart fella.

    Joe Moore: Ah, not that smart.

    D.A. Freccia: [If] you're not that smart, how'd you figure it out?

    Joe Moore: I tried to imagine a fella smarter than myself. Then I tried to think, "what would he do?"

  • Joe Moore: Anybody can get the goods. The hard part's getting away.

    Bergman: Uh-huh.

    Joe Moore: You plan a good enough getaway, you could steal Ebbets Field.

    Bergman: Ebbets Field's gone.

    Joe Moore: What did I tell you?

  • Joe Moore: Why doesn't he shoot me?

    Fran Moore: That's the deal.

    Joe Moore: He ain't gonna shoot me?

    Fran Moore: No.

    Joe Moore: Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere.

  • Bergman: What, do you want to tell me what made you a criminal?

    Joe Moore: What made *you* a criminal?

    Bergman: Nothing made me a criminal. I *am* a criminal.

  • Joe Moore: She could talk her way out of a sunburn.

  • Joe Moore: Nobody lives forever.

    Fran Moore: Frank Sinatra gave it a shot.

  • Coffee Cart Man: Hey buddy. You forgot your change.

    Joe Moore: [Takes the change] Makes the world go round.

    Bobby Blane: What's that?

    Joe Moore: Gold.

    Bobby Blane: Some people say love.

    Joe Moore: Well, they're right, too. It is love. Love of gold.

  • Bergman: What's that lady see in you, anyway?

    Joe Moore: I'm resilient.

    Bergman: So's Gumby.

    Joe Moore: I got a better profile.

  • Joe Moore: You want to play the dozens? Huh? Here we go. There was an error at the hospital, you died at birth, your turn.

  • Bergman: OK, you want to wrap it up? Or you want to just stand around here, try to guess my real name?

    Joe Moore: What is your real name?

    Bergman: Rumpelstiltskin.

    Joe Moore: What was it before you changed it?

  • Joe Moore: What do you want me to do? Just pull up a chair while you rape me?

  • Bergman: Where's the gold?

    Joe Moore: In the heart of the pure.

  • Fran Moore: Stay in the shadows.

    Joe Moore: Hey, everybody's gonna be looking in the shadows.

    Fran Moore: So where's the place to be?

    Joe Moore: The place to be is in the sun.

  • Joe Moore: young, dumb and full of cum

  • Fran Moore: Cute plan, though.

    Joe Moore: Cute as a Chinese baby.

  • Joe Moore: Why should we believe her? Why the fuck did he send her here?

    Jimmy: I think she came to me on her own.

  • Joe Moore: You screw me on Wednesday, you screw me on Friday. I gotta go, I got my picture on a cereal box.

  • Pinky: It's a shame you know what, we didn't actually get to do the thing, the swiss job. It's a beautiful plan.

    Joe Moore: Cute, huh?

    Pinky: Cute as a pail full of kittens.

  • Jimmy: You going somewhere?

    Joe Moore: What are you, the social service lady?

    Jimmy: You thinking of going somewhere?

    Joe Moore: You come to take the baby back?

  • Joe Moore: Where's my wife?

    Bergman: Let me tell you something about your girl Joe, she's a whore.

  • D.A. Freccia: Looks like gold.

    Joe Moore: That's cause I gilded it.

  • Bergman: You should have popped the girl.

    Joe Moore: Well, you should have been there.

  • Bobby Blane: Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits.

    Joe Moore: [laughs] That's a bad beat, no question.

    Bobby Blane: Oh, and he landed back inside and never had to want for cigarettes.

  • Joe Moore: You really are the brass ring.

  • Bobby Blane: When that cop comes to...

    Joe Moore: That's gonna be what it's gonna be.

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