Joe Kingman Quotes in The Game Plan (2007)


Joe Kingman Quotes:

  • Joe Kingman: I have an answer to your question, P. Win or lose today, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

  • Peyton Kelly: My mom says that she fell in love with you because you played guitar and you sounded just like Elvis.

    Joe Kingman: Really?

    Joe Kingman: [in Elvis voice] Well, what do you think?

    Peyton Kelly: I think she was tone deaf, and you sound more like a wounded moose than the King.

    Joe Kingman: Ohh, a wounded moose?

  • Joe Kingman: Well, who are you here with?

    Peyton Kelly: My father.

    Joe Kingman: Well you better go get him, because I'm sure he's looking for you.

    Peyton Kelly: He's not looking for me.

    Joe Kingman: How do you know?

    Peyton Kelly: Because he's looking *at* me.

    Joe Kingman: What?

    Peyton Kelly: Hi, we've never met before, you were married to my mom, Sara. Sara Kelly. My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.

  • Joe Kingman: My dad never let me have sugar.

    Peyton Kelly: Is that why you never smile?

  • Tatianna: Is your coat... Bedazzled?

    Joe Kingman: Peyton. Wait a minute.

    [turns to see the back of his coat]

    Joe Kingman: I'm still Joe. Still the King.

  • Karen Kelly: [During a group hug] Joe...

    Peyton Kelly: Daddy...

    Karen KellyPeyton Kelly: Can't breathe.

    Joe Kingman: Me neither.

    [They let go of each other]

  • Joe Kingman: You need to be a mom to do this stuff.

    Monique Vasquez: I don't know about that. True mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything.

  • Joe Kingman: I thought you were dead.

    Karen Kelly: I can assure you I'm not dead.

  • Joe Kingman: Then you get inside people's minds, and you drive them crazy, just like her!

    Peyton Kelly: Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn't, I'd be just like you!

  • Joe Kingman: Bostun Webels, experience the heat. Buston Webels, catch the magik. Buston Webels, catch... who wites this?

  • Joe Kingman: What did you put in those cookies?

    Peyton Kelly: Um, milk, flour, eggs, cinnamon.

    Joe Kingman: Cinammon? I'm allergic to cinnamon!

    Peyton Kelly: I'm sorry.

    Joe Kingman: You're sowry? I'm talking like t'his and all you can say is you're sowry?

    Peyton Kelly: I'm allergic to nuts.

  • [after Joe discovers he has a daughter]

    Stella Peck: So there's no possible chance she's yours?

    Joe Kingman: No! I mean, Sarah and I were seperated for a long time. The last time I saw her, she came over to get her things and...

    [thinks for a few moments]

    Joe Kingman: ... whose hungry? I'm hungry.

  • Joe Kingman: You don't get abs like these eating peanut butter patties.

  • Joe Kingman: You Bedazzled my football?

  • Joe Kingman: You know what? It's all coming back to me. Of course. All the talking, and the arguing and the complaining! And you know what? You're just like her!

    Peyton Kelly: Oh yeah?

    Joe Kingman: Yeah. You think you're right about everything, just like her?

    Peyton Kelly: What else?

    Joe Kingman: You scrunch your nose when you get angry, just like her!

    Peyton Kelly: Keep it coming!

    Joe Kingman: You're always working me with those big brown eyes... Well actually it's really cute, but it doesn't matter. Because it's just like her!

    Peyton Kelly: Is that all you got?

    Joe Kingman: And then you get inside of people's minds and drive them crazy, just like her!

    Peyton Kelly: Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn't I'd be JUST LIKE YOU!

    Joe Kingman: Well I'm lucky. Because as far as I'm concerned, you are NOTHING like me!

    Peyton Kelly: Good, because I am sick of it here!

    Joe Kingman: Well what do you want from me?

    Peyton Kelly: AAH!

    Joe Kingman: Don't turn your back on me young lady! Tell me what you want!

    Peyton Kelly: MY MOM!

  • Peyton Kelly: Hey, Joe. You got money on New York or something?

    Joe Kingman: [Chuckles] Peyton?


    Joe Kingman: Come here. Please tell me you're not on the lam again.

    Karen Kelly: No, this time she brought the warden with her.

    Joe Kingman: What are you guys doing here?

    Peyton Kelly: I called an audible. See, I thought you'd be better of without me. But judging by the butt-whupping you got out there, I guess I was wrong. I love you, Daddy. I want to come home.

    Joe Kingman: I love you too, Peyton. I love you so much.

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