Joe Jr. Quotes in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

Lucy: [to Jack] Okay, um. What do you mean by the leaning thing? You mean because he gave me flowers?

Jack: And then you *leaned*

Lucy: And then I leaned.

Jack: Yeah.

Lucy: Okay, how did I lean when I leaned?

Jack: It was a lot different from hugging. Hugging's very different. Hugging that involves arms and hands; and leaning is whole bodies moving in like this

[leans toward her suggestively]

Jack: . Leaning involves *wanting*... and *accepting*. *Leaning*...

Joe Jr.: Hey Luce! Is this guy bothering you?

Lucy: [Laughs] No, no.

Joe Jr.: Are you sure? Because it looks like he's *leaning.*

Joe Jr.: O.K., Lucy, it's either me or him!

Lucy: Him.

Joe Jr.: You don't have to answer right away.

[Joe Jr. knocks on door]

Lucy: Who is it?

Joe Jr.: Joe Jr.

Lucy: I'm not here.

Joe Jr.: I know that trick!

Lucy: You're trying on my shoes?

Joe Jr.: No, I-I slipped and my foot just went like that

[makes swooping hand gesture]

Joe Jr.: right into the shoe.

Lucy: Doesn't anybody use a phone anymore?

Joe Jr.: I do.

Lucy: I'm not talking about 900 numbers.

Joe Jr.: Who told?

Lucy: Hi. So, more questions?

Jack: No, I have an engagement present for you.

Lucy: Uh, you really shouldn't have.

Jack: I didn't. It's from my parents.

Lucy: Oh.

Jack: It's furniture. You want me to bring it up? Hey, was that Saul I saw leaving?

[there is a thud in the background. Joe Jr. is trying something on in Lucy's closet]

Jack: What's that?

Lucy: [lying] Cat.

Jack: [suspicious] Big cat.

Lucy: Um, I th - I think y - I think you should, um, bring it to, uh, t - bring it to Peter's apartment.

Jack: You don't know what it is.

Lucy: Well, you know, anything would look nicer in Peter's apartment.

[there is a thud again from Lucy's closet]

Lucy: You know what? I'll come with you.

Joe Jr.: [as Lucy closes the door, Joe Jr. is heard falling down in the closet] Ooh!

Joe Jr: Hey Pop. Can I give that bottle of Blue Nun you got from Cousin Ornello to my probation officer?