Joe Gage Quotes in The Hateful Eight (2015)

Joe Gage: A bastard's work is never done.

Oswaldo Mobray: [John Ruth pounds on the haberdashery door]

[shouting from inside]

Oswaldo Mobray: YOU HAVE TO KICK IT OPEN!

Joe Gage: [shouting from inside] The door isn't open!

Daisy Domergue: [shouting from outside] What?

Oswaldo Mobray: KICK IT OPEN!

Joe Gage: [John Ruth kicks the door open] Shut that door! It's a goddamn blizzard out there!

Oswaldo Mobray: You have to close the door!

Joe Gage: You have to nail it shut!

Oswaldo Mobray: You have to- you have to nail it shut! HOLD IT SHUT!

Joe Gage: There's a hammer and nails by the door!

Oswaldo Mobray: YOU HAVE TO NAIL IT SHUT! THERE'S A HAMMER AND NAILS BY THE DOOR!

[John Ruth gets the hammer and nails and proceeds to nail the wooden door in]

Joe Gage: You know... looks can be deceiving.

Joe Gage: [confessing to Warren and Mannix] Stop! Alright, I did it! It was me, I poisoned the coffee.

Sheriff Chris Mannix: [laughs shockingly while pointing his gun at Gage] I FUCKIN' KNEW IT! OHHH, YOU'RE GONNA DIE NOW, YOU MURDERING BASTARD!

[turns to Warren]

Sheriff Chris Mannix: Major Warren, please let me send this ugly son of a bitch to hell!

[to Joe Gage]

Sheriff Chris Mannix: You killed OB. He's worth ten of you! Warren, can I kill him?

Joe Gage: [to Sheriff Mannix as he jumps up and quickly lifts his hands above his head in slow motion] I AIN'T GOT NO GU-U-U-N, SHER-R-RIF-F-F-F!

[Mannix motions his gun at Joe Gage but doesn't shoot him, seeing that he truthfully isn't armed; Mannix then glances around the room with total panic and confusion]