Jody Salerno Quotes in Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain (1995)


Jody Salerno Quotes:

  • Beth Easton: Jody? Jody!

    Jody Salerno: Beth!

    Beth Easton: Oh my gosh, I was going crazy, I didn't think I'd ever see you again!

  • Jody Salerno: It takes twenty-four hours for bruises to show. Tomorrow I'll wake up looking like an eggplant. This could cost you major dollars.

  • Beth Easton: Just how dumb do you think I am?

    Jody Salerno: Dumb enough to let a lizard crawl up your leg.

    [Beth screams. Jody laughs]

    Jody Salerno: And dumb enough to look!

  • Beth Easton: You laugh like a horse.

    Jody Salerno: You look like one.

  • Beth Easton: Does your mother know you come here?

    Jody Salerno: My mother? My mother probably thinks I'm still in the next room. You've heard about her haven't you?

    Beth Easton: Heard what?

    Jody Salerno: You know Beth, when you lie your whole face twitches.

  • Jody Salerno: City girls.

  • Beth Easton: You'll have to go for help. I'll just have to lay here.

    Jody Salerno: You can't just lay there what about the tide?

    Beth Easton: What about the tide? How much time do I have, before I could drown?

    Jody Salerno: You're not going to drown.

  • Jody Salerno: Are you scared?

    Beth Easton: No.

    Jody Salerno: You are too.

    Beth Easton: I am not.

  • Beth Easton: You know, there are a couple of cute boys there.

    Jody Salerno: There just after your money.

  • Jody Salerno: Great now the bats know were here.

    Beth Easton: Bats? Oh my God!

    Jody Salerno: Relax.

  • Jody Salerno: Say you'll climb the mountain.

    Beth Easton: No.

  • Jody Salerno: That's the second promise you made to me today.

    Beth Easton: What was the first?

  • Jody Salerno: Do you think she misses it?

    Beth Easton: What?

    Jody Salerno: IT. You know.

    Beth Easton: Oh, right. They always miss it don't they?

  • Beth Easton: Were they doing it, in the movie?

    Jody Salerno: No, but the people in the cars were.

  • Jody Salerno: I don't want you thinking I'm dumb. I'm not dumb.

    Beth Easton: But I am, for saying it.

  • Beth Easton: Jody!

    Jody Salerno: City girl!

  • Beth Easton: I told my mom, what happend to you. She didn't believe me.

    Jody Salerno: They don't wanna know the truth. It's easier for them that way.

  • Deputy Ted: What's your name?

    Jody Salerno: My name? Molly Morgan.

  • Jody Salerno: Are you accusing me of theft Easton?

  • Beth Easton: Where'd you get the money?

    Jody Salerno: Stole it from my mom's purse.

    Beth Easton: I don't believe you!

  • Jody Salerno: Remember our plan, keep your mouth shut.

  • Jody Salerno: Do they know where were going? Does anyone know? You didn't tell did you?

    Beth Easton: How could I tell, when I don't know?

  • Jody Salerno: Sorry there isn't more to do, except for tomorrow night of course.

  • Beth Easton: Oh my God, Jody!

    Jody Salerno: Beth, that's from when you tried to kill me with your bike.

    Beth Easton: That was a week ago. And that was your right shoulder. Come on Jody what happend?

  • Beth Easton: Come back with me! Tell them the truth, it was self defense. Tell them how Ray was treating your mother.

    Jody Salerno: They'll take Ray's side.

  • Jody Salerno: What are you, her mother?

  • Jody Salerno: Who do you think you are evil-kinevil?

  • Jody Salerno: I snuck out. I gotta get back before they notice I'm gone. It's like I'm under house arrest.

    Beth Easton: Me too, it's so childish.

  • Jody Salerno: I knew it.

    Beth Easton: Knew what?

    Jody Salerno: I don't know but I knew it.

  • Jody Salerno: Beth swear. Swear you won't say anything!

  • Jody Salerno: Are you angry with me? You are, I can tell.

    Beth Easton: I'm angry this happen to you.

  • Jody Salerno: When they come, tell them that we went boating and got lost. Nothing about Ray, and nothing about the gold.

  • Jody Salerno: I swear I'll come through for you, you can count on me.

  • Jody Salerno: You're not worth it.

  • Jody Salerno: No one knows the woods like I do.

  • Jody Salerno: I've got a great plan, it's all set in my mind.

  • Jody Salerno: All it really needed was a new motor, so I got one.

    Beth Easton: You got one? Who's motor was it?

  • Jody Salerno: Everybody thinks I'll wind up in jail. Well sorry folks, I'll have to dissapoint you.

  • Jody Salerno: Nobody ever believes me.

  • Jody Salerno: Don't worry about me. I'm pretty tough, I can take care of myself.

  • Beth Easton: Jody get down from there!

    Jody Salerno: Okay, if you say so.

  • Jody Salerno: Come on, let's get out of here.

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