Jodi Quotes in Dazed and Confused (1993)
Jodi Quotes:
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Jodi: Is that a beer in your hand?
Mitch: Why, yes it is.
Jodi: Have you had more than one of those?
Mitch: Few. No one's counting.
Jodi: When were you supposed to be home?
Mitch: Few hours ago I think.
Jodi: Thats bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know I was barely let out at your age?
Mitch: Aww.
Jodi: Aww. Well don't think she won't be waiting up for you. And she is tough. I've been through it.
Mitch: Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.
-- Jodi -
Jodi: Hey, I got a favour to ask you guys. You know my little brother?
Benny O'Donnell: Yeah, Mitch Kramer
Jodi: Ya, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?
Pink: Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.
Jodi: Well just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.
[walks off]
Benny O'Donnell: Ok. I promise.
[Jodi walks off]
Dawson: There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right?
Benny O'Donnell: Major bullshit. He's a dead man.
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Kaye Faulkner: And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a *hint* of irony.
Shavonne Wright: What the hell are you talking about, girl?
Kaye Faulkner: Weren't thinking about it, were you?
Shavonne Wright: Gilligan's Island?
Kaye Faulkner: It's what known as a male pornographic fantasy.
Shavonne Wright: [laughs] Oh my...
Kaye Faulkner: Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all - the Madonna and the whore. And women get nothing! We get a geek... an overweight middle-aged guy... some nerdy scientific type, I mean...
Jodi: [interrupts] The professor... is sexy.
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Jodi: Heard they got you pretty bad.
Mitch: Yeah.
Jodi: They just got Hersh too
Mitch: Was it bad?
Sabrina Davis: Yeah.
Mitch: Was it O'Bannion?
Sabrina Davis: I think so
Mitch: Man I hate that jerk!
Sabrina Davis: Hey I didn't know Jodi was you're big sister
Mitch: Oh, yeah
Jodi: Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys... you know I asked them to take it easy on you?
Mitch: What? Well no wonder!
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Pink: Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?
Jodi: I dunno. This is where they said it would be
Pink: Really?
Jodi: Really? We don't need the beer anyway.
Jodi, Pink: [start making out]
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Pink: What girlfriend?
Jodi: What's her name... Simone.
Pink: Oh. Her.
-- Jodi -
Jodi: Ask Tony to marry you.
Sabrina Davis: Will you marry me?
Tony: Oh god, what am I supposed to say?
Mike: I dont know.
Tony: Uh, whadda ya do for me?
Sabrina Davis: Umm, anything you like.
Tony: [turns to Mike] Imagine the possibilities.
-- Jodi -
Tony: [to Sabrina about the hazing] We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, and we were wondering how someone such as you would subject themselves to the losing end of it all.
Jodi: What are we, having social hour over here? You're supposed to be being a bitch.
Mike: [after Jodi takes Sabrina away] Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.
Tony: Well you know how it is.
Mike: Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.
Tony: Yeah I bet she is.
-- Jodi -
Kaye Faulkner: Let's go smoke that joint
Jodi: Is he in for a surprise
-- Jodi -
Jodi: Who are you?
Sabrina Davis: Um... no one. I mean I'm not in the trucks
Jodi: You're freshman?
Sabrina Davis: Yeah...
Jodi: So... are you in or are you out?
Sabrina Davis: In, I guess
-- Jodi -
Sabrina Davis: So what do you guys do... for fun I mean
Jodi: Mostly hang out, y'know? There's gonna be a big party tonight, should be fun.
Sabrina Davis: Oh, cool. Sounds fun.
Jodi: [nice] You wanna come?
Sabrina Davis: [happy] Sure!
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Jodi: I guess I'll have to get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me. And hanging out with people I know.
-- Jodi -
Jodi: What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.
-- Jodi -
Jodi: You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food, huh. Ohh that's mine, not yours. But, you know, because you're family you gotta share.
-- Jodi -
Jodi: [to Allison] You wanna trade boyfriends? Ha. Just kidding. Kind of.
-- Jodi -
Jodi: [about Desi] Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.
-- Jodi -
Jodi: Your da-da may well be the greasy strangler, unfortunately I cannot proceed with this case any further as there is no evidence. Please end all inquiries here.
Big Brayden: What about the oil on his floor?
Jodi: Circumstantial evidence is meaningless. Please end all inquiries here.
Big Brayden: So we're on our own.
Jodi: Please end all inquiries here.
Big Brayden: Come on Jodi, please!
Jodi: Please end all...
[points at Janet]
Janet: Inquiries here.
Jodi: Correct. Please end all inquiries here.
Big Brayden: Great. Well you've been most helpful Mr. Jodi. I know my dad's the greasy strangler. I guess I'll have to expose him on my own.
-- Jodi -
Jodi: [Directed at Devon] Oh, by the way, um, it's hard to work on my jealousy issues when you're cheating on me.
-- Jodi -
The Sayer: Nice fly-ass bitch like you.
Jodi: Good-bye, Sayer!
-- Jodi -
Jodi: My sister's acting very weird tonight.
Adam: Yeah.
Jodi: She's looking for my car keys. I wanted to say goodbye to everybody first.
Adam: They're all gone
[meaning they've been killed]
Adam: .
Jodi: Oh. Was my party a failure?
Adam: [laughs] I wouldn't say that.
-- Jodi -
Rosie: Ahem, sorry to interrupt "kissy face," but like where's the phone?
Jodi: Oh, uh, there isn't one.
Rosie: Like that's a joke, right? I mean, what if I have to call my broker?
Jodi: Well, I'm sorry.
Rosie: [Rolling her eyes and drawing her words out] Mondo bad planning, Jodi. Geez.
-- Jodi
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