Jodi Quotes in Dazed and Confused (1993)

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Jodi Quotes:

  • Jodi: Is that a beer in your hand?

    Mitch: Why, yes it is.

    Jodi: Have you had more than one of those?

    Mitch: Few. No one's counting.

    Jodi: When were you supposed to be home?

    Mitch: Few hours ago I think.

    Jodi: Thats bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know I was barely let out at your age?

    Mitch: Aww.

    Jodi: Aww. Well don't think she won't be waiting up for you. And she is tough. I've been through it.

    Mitch: Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.

  • Jodi: Hey, I got a favour to ask you guys. You know my little brother?

    Benny O'Donnell: Yeah, Mitch Kramer

    Jodi: Ya, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?

    Pink: Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.

    Jodi: Well just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.

    [walks off]

    Benny O'Donnell: Ok. I promise.

    [Jodi walks off]

    Dawson: There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right?

    Benny O'Donnell: Major bullshit. He's a dead man.

  • Kaye Faulkner: And there you guys were in class, trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a *hint* of irony.

    Shavonne Wright: What the hell are you talking about, girl?

    Kaye Faulkner: Weren't thinking about it, were you?

    Shavonne Wright: Gilligan's Island?

    Kaye Faulkner: It's what known as a male pornographic fantasy.

    Shavonne Wright: [laughs] Oh my...

    Kaye Faulkner: Think about it! You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other... a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. So guys have it all - the Madonna and the whore. And women get nothing! We get a geek... an overweight middle-aged guy... some nerdy scientific type, I mean...

    Jodi: [interrupts] The professor... is sexy.

  • Jodi: Heard they got you pretty bad.

    Mitch: Yeah.

    Jodi: They just got Hersh too

    Mitch: Was it bad?

    Sabrina Davis: Yeah.

    Mitch: Was it O'Bannion?

    Sabrina Davis: I think so

    Mitch: Man I hate that jerk!

    Sabrina Davis: Hey I didn't know Jodi was you're big sister

    Mitch: Oh, yeah

    Jodi: Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys... you know I asked them to take it easy on you?

    Mitch: What? Well no wonder!

  • Pink: Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?

    Jodi: I dunno. This is where they said it would be

    Pink: Really?

    Jodi: Really? We don't need the beer anyway.

    JodiPink: [start making out]

  • Pink: What girlfriend?

    Jodi: What's her name... Simone.

    Pink: Oh. Her.

  • Jodi: Ask Tony to marry you.

    Sabrina Davis: Will you marry me?

    Tony: Oh god, what am I supposed to say?

    Mike: I dont know.

    Tony: Uh, whadda ya do for me?

    Sabrina Davis: Umm, anything you like.

    Tony: [turns to Mike] Imagine the possibilities.

  • Tony: [to Sabrina about the hazing] We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, and we were wondering how someone such as you would subject themselves to the losing end of it all.

    Jodi: What are we, having social hour over here? You're supposed to be being a bitch.

    Mike: [after Jodi takes Sabrina away] Am I mistaken or was there some unspoken thing between you and that young vixen... you stud.

    Tony: Well you know how it is.

    Mike: Yeah, I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her.

    Tony: Yeah I bet she is.

  • Kaye Faulkner: Let's go smoke that joint

    Jodi: Is he in for a surprise

  • Jodi: Who are you?

    Sabrina Davis: Um... no one. I mean I'm not in the trucks

    Jodi: You're freshman?

    Sabrina Davis: Yeah...

    Jodi: So... are you in or are you out?

    Sabrina Davis: In, I guess

  • Sabrina Davis: So what do you guys do... for fun I mean

    Jodi: Mostly hang out, y'know? There's gonna be a big party tonight, should be fun.

    Sabrina Davis: Oh, cool. Sounds fun.

    Jodi: [nice] You wanna come?

    Sabrina Davis: [happy] Sure!

  • Jodi: I guess I'll have to get used to seeing you at the same social functions as me. And hanging out with people I know.

  • Jodi: What are we having social hour over here? I'm supposed to be being a bitch.

  • Jodi: You must be angry at the baby whenever it steals your food, huh. Ohh that's mine, not yours. But, you know, because you're family you gotta share.

  • Jodi: [to Allison] You wanna trade boyfriends? Ha. Just kidding. Kind of.

  • Jodi: [about Desi] Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. Everything that goes into her mouth is a dick.

  • Jodi: Your da-da may well be the greasy strangler, unfortunately I cannot proceed with this case any further as there is no evidence. Please end all inquiries here.

    Big Brayden: What about the oil on his floor?

    Jodi: Circumstantial evidence is meaningless. Please end all inquiries here.

    Big Brayden: So we're on our own.

    Jodi: Please end all inquiries here.

    Big Brayden: Come on Jodi, please!

    Jodi: Please end all...

    [points at Janet]

    Janet: Inquiries here.

    Jodi: Correct. Please end all inquiries here.

    Big Brayden: Great. Well you've been most helpful Mr. Jodi. I know my dad's the greasy strangler. I guess I'll have to expose him on my own.

  • Jodi: [Directed at Devon] Oh, by the way, um, it's hard to work on my jealousy issues when you're cheating on me.

  • The Sayer: Nice fly-ass bitch like you.

    Jodi: Good-bye, Sayer!

  • Jodi: My sister's acting very weird tonight.

    Adam: Yeah.

    Jodi: She's looking for my car keys. I wanted to say goodbye to everybody first.

    Adam: They're all gone

    [meaning they've been killed]

    Adam: .

    Jodi: Oh. Was my party a failure?

    Adam: [laughs] I wouldn't say that.

  • Rosie: Ahem, sorry to interrupt "kissy face," but like where's the phone?

    Jodi: Oh, uh, there isn't one.

    Rosie: Like that's a joke, right? I mean, what if I have to call my broker?

    Jodi: Well, I'm sorry.

    Rosie: [Rolling her eyes and drawing her words out] Mondo bad planning, Jodi. Geez.

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