Joanna Eberhard Quotes in The Stepford Wives (2004)

Walter Kresby: You're even better at sex, don't deny it.

Joanna Eberhard: I wasn't going to.

Joanna Eberhard: If you're in Manhattan, what do you do if you find out you're neighbour is sick?

Roger Bannister: Call her...

Bobbi Markowitz: -To see if she is going to die...

Roger Bannister: -So we could rent the apartment.

Mike Wellington: My real name isn't Mike, it's just a nickname from where I used to work.

Joanna Eberhard: Where?

Mike Wellington: Microsoft.

Ted Van Sant: NASA.

Vic Stevens: Disney.

Stan Peters: AOL.

Joanna Eberhard: Is that why the women are so slow?

Joanna Eberhard: But, she had sparks coming out of her ears.

Roger Bannister: That's the first sign.

Joanna Eberhard: Of what?

Roger Bannister: Cheap jewelery.

Dave Markowitz: Hey, Kresby-man.

Walter Kresby: Hey Dave.

Joanna Eberhard: How do you know each other?

Dave Markowitz: Men's Association.

[the Stepford Wives have been "de-Stepfordized"]

Joanna Eberhard: Mike, Mike, what happened? I was in the garden and I was dreaming about your... your smile and your aftershave and then I realized...

[In a sinister voice]

Joanna Eberhard: I could do *better*!

Joanna Eberhard: You're insane!

Claire Wellington: I'm in love. With the waltz, and a town

[pauses, picks up Mikes head]

Claire Wellington: and a man.

[Kisses Mikes head]