Joanna Eberhard Quotes in The Stepford Wives (2004)
Joanna Eberhard Quotes:
Walter Kresby: You're even better at sex, don't deny it.
Joanna Eberhard: I wasn't going to.
Joanna Eberhard: If you're in Manhattan, what do you do if you find out you're neighbour is sick?
Roger Bannister: Call her...
Bobbi Markowitz: -To see if she is going to die...
Roger Bannister: -So we could rent the apartment.
Mike Wellington: My real name isn't Mike, it's just a nickname from where I used to work.
Joanna Eberhard: Where?
Mike Wellington: Microsoft.
Ted Van Sant: NASA.
Vic Stevens: Disney.
Stan Peters: AOL.
Joanna Eberhard: Is that why the women are so slow?
Joanna Eberhard: But, she had sparks coming out of her ears.
Roger Bannister: That's the first sign.
Joanna Eberhard: Of what?
Roger Bannister: Cheap jewelery.
Dave Markowitz: Hey, Kresby-man.
Walter Kresby: Hey Dave.
Joanna Eberhard: How do you know each other?
Dave Markowitz: Men's Association.
[the Stepford Wives have been "de-Stepfordized"]
Joanna Eberhard: Mike, Mike, what happened? I was in the garden and I was dreaming about your... your smile and your aftershave and then I realized...
[In a sinister voice]
Joanna Eberhard: I could do *better*!
Joanna Eberhard: You're insane!
Claire Wellington: I'm in love. With the waltz, and a town
[pauses, picks up Mikes head]
Claire Wellington: and a man.
[Kisses Mikes head]
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Characters on The Stepford Wives (2004)
- Claire Wellington
- Walter Kresby
- Joanna Eberhart
- Stepford Wife
- Bobbi Markowitz
- Mike Wellington
- Bobbie Markowitz
- Roger Bannister
- Max Markowitz
- Kimberly Kresby
- Ted Van Sant
- Vic Stevens
- Stan Peters
- Dave Markowitz
- Charmaine Van Sant
- Helen Devlin
- Supermarket Announcer
- Additional Stepford Wife
- Sarah Sunderson
- Jerry Harmon