Joan Winfield Quotes in The Bride Came C.O.D. (1941)

Joan Winfield: Don't you get lonesome being here all alone?

Pop Tolliver: No, I like people. Not seeing many of 'em keeps me liking 'em.

Pop Tolliver: What do you want with your eggs, bacon or ham?

Steve Collins: Bacon.

Joan Winfield: Ham.

Pop Tolliver: Okay, you'll both get bacon because I don't feel like cutting into a new ham.

Pop Tolliver: How do you want your eggs, up or over?

Steve Collins: Up.

Joan Winfield: Over.

Pop Tolliver: Okay, I'll make them all up so we don't get confused.

Tommy Keenan: Do you mind if I drink that champagne? I've got to take a pill.

Joan Winfield: Do you feel poorly, Mr. Keenan?

Tommy Keenan: Not yet, but I expect to in 39 minutes.

Joan Winfield: [after kissing Steve] Mustard!

Joan Winfield: [singsong] I'm not going anywhere with you!

Steve Collins: Oh yes you are!

Joan Winfield: No I'm not I'm not I'm nooooot.

Steve Collins: Then Stevie will just have to come in and taaaake you!

Joan Winfield: [pushes the dresser against the door to keep Steve out, he climbs in the window behind her, singsong] I'd like to see I'd like to see you taaaaaake me!

Steve Collins: [mocking singsong voice] Anything to oblige, anything to oblige, anything to oblige a laaaaady!

Joan Winfield: You're not even good enough for the cuss words I know. - 00:22:54