Joan Martin Quotes in When in Rome (2010)

Joan Martin: His name's Umberto. Umberto! How sexy is that? We met on a flight to Italy two weeks ago, and now we're getting married. In Rome!

Beth: Wow. That... Joan. Wow.

Joan Martin: He's the one, Beth. I know it, I can't wait until you meet him.

Beth: And when I do, I will have known him for... almost as long as you have.

Joan Martin: You know what? You're not exactly a role model when it comes to relationships.

Beth: Okay, maybe not. But that is because I have a relationship with my job. I love my job. And when I find a guy that I like more than my job, that's how I'll know he's the one.

Joan Martin: Okay, so basically what you need is a male version of yourself.

Beth: Well, he doesn't have to be blonde.

[Joan giggles]