Joan Howell Quotes in That Funny Feeling (1965)

Joan Howell: I'd love to visit your apartment.

Tom Milford: My apartment? Well, why mine?

Joan Howell: The answer should be quite obvious, shouldn't it?

Tom Milford: The fact of the matter is, mine is quite disorganized. I've been having maid trouble, too.

Joan Howell: Well, I'll tell you what. You take me to your apartment and I'll show you what I can do with a vacuum cleaner.

Joan Howell: [Becoming suspicious of an alcoholic drink he's made for her] Say, what's the proportion of gin and quinine water in this drink?

Tom Milford: Oh, I'd say about, uh... "even-Steven."

Joan Howell: [starting to giggle] I'd say it was more "Steven" than "even."