Joan Baxter Quotes in Evan Almighty (2007)

Joan Baxter: Honey, maybe God didn't mean a literal flood. Maybe he meant a flood of knowledge, or emotion, or awareness.

Evan Baxter: If that's true, I am going to be *so pissed*.

[from trailer]

Joan Baxter: You want to build a boat?

Evan Baxter: It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing on the lake. I don't know.

[looking at his feet, under his breath]

Evan Baxter: Be great in case it floods or something...

Joan Baxter: Is that a llama with a hammer?

Evan Baxter: Eugene said that Long cut corners on building codes.

Joan Baxter: What're you talking about?

Evan Baxter: The lake! Long Lake! It's named after him. It's the lake!

[sees the dam starting to burst]

Evan Baxter: Everybody get on the ark now!