Jimmy Myers Quotes in Cursed (2005)

[describing the werewolf in human form to the police]

Jimmy Myers: I - I don't know... what a - about 5 foot 10...

Ellie: [cutting Jimmy Meyers off] She's got a bony ass... and fat thighs... and ugly skin.

[the werewolf breaks through a window, roaring, and gives Ellie the finger]

Jimmy Myers: [holding wrestling opponent high in air] You know what the best thing about being a fairy is, right? You get to fly.

Jimmy Myers: No, you don't understand. I'm a werewolf, I have an unnatural sexual allure.

Bo: [rolls eyes sarcastically and scoffs] Yeah, I know.

Jimmy Myers: [speaking to Bo who just "came out" to him, and admitted his crush on Jimmy] Good for you. Yay... go gay! But, um, unfortunately I got my own shit to deal with so... I'll see you later.

Jimmy Myers: [as Jimmy closes door in his face] Jimmy... wait, Jimmy.

Jimmy Myers: [calming Becky down, who's tucked upside down in her car] Just stay still.

Becky: [shouting] You try and having your car rolled down a mountain and staying fucking still!

Bo: [Jimmy's mutated dog has just chased Bo and Jimmy and damaged Bo's car] What the fuck was that?

Jimmy Myers: My dog.

Bo: What kinda dog do you have?

Jimmy Myers: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!

Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...

Jimmy Myers: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!

Bo: Hey, I know you. You're from PE.

Brooke: His name is Billy.

Jimmy Myers: Ah, its, uh, Jimmy.

Bo: You're the dodgeball crotch target! You should really wear a cup.

Brooke: Stop it, Bo. Okay?

Bo: I'm just lookin' out for him. He can't help it. Every school's got one; the derogatory hit-geek on his way to Fagtown.

Jimmy Myers: Look, uh, I-I'm not gay.

Bo: Oh, bummer. You mean you're just an ass-wimp-wad for no reason?

Jimmy Myers: [nods reluctantly] ... Y-yeah.

Bo: Ha, that sucks.

[starts to turn away. turns back quickly]

Bo: BOO!

[Jimmy jumps]

Jimmy Myers: [trying to annoy Bo, who keeps provoking him] You're really becoming transparent. How about a little identity intervention, okay? 'Cause all this internalized homophobia's giving you away.