Jimmy Flynt Quotes in The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996)

Larry Flynt: [frustrated at the photographer] Look we're not running a flower shop here we're selling the girl so stop playing with all the props and pillars and flowers and just shoot the girl

Stills Photographer: [to the model during a photo shoot] Let's go for the leg thing spread your legs a little wider

Larry Flynt: [Walks up to the model and spreads her legs even wider] There, that's exactly what we want, that's perfect a woman's vagina has just as much personality as her face

Stills Photographer: But you can't show the genitalia

Larry Flynt: [disappointed, confused] Why not?

Jimmy Flynt: He's right legally you can't show it

Larry Flynt: [to Jimmy] Shut up

Larry Flynt: Are you religious man?

Stills Photographer: Yeah

Larry Flynt: You believe God created man?

Stills Photographer: Yeah

Larry Flynt: And God created woman?

Stills Photographer: Yeah

Larry Flynt: Surely the same God created her vagina and who are you to defy God? Just shoot it

Larry Flynt: She ain't bad. She ain't legal either.

Jimmy Flynt: Yes she is, I saw her ID.

Larry Flynt: Look, you stupid briar-hopper, my dog could get an ID... from my goat.

Jimmy Flynt: [Calculating their profits and expenses] How we doing?

Larry Flynt: Bad, we're broke

Jimmy Flynt: How could we be broke?

Larry Flynt: These giveaways are killing us the limousine the smorgasbord was a stupid idea and all your buddies are coming in here every night drinking for free

Jimmy Flynt: You don't have to bring my friends into this

Larry Flynt: There's the secret right there if we can somehow let people know what great ladies these girls are

Jimmy Flynt: You can't advertise that

Larry Flynt: [Looking at the first issue of the Hustler newsletter] What'd you think?

Jimmy Flynt: How much do they cost?

Larry Flynt: [shakes his head] Will you forget money for one second what'd you think?

Jimmy Flynt: What I think depends on how much they cost

Larry Flynt: This is the first Hustler newsletter it's all for the man on the go and man about town here's news service and pictures

Jimmy Flynt: It's a magazine how are you going to pay for that?

Larry Flynt: Don't interrupt me when I'm talking

Jimmy Flynt: [Referring to Althea, while eating breakfast] So after one night she's moving in with you?

Larry Flynt: She had it rough, grew up in an orphanage.

Trucker: [interrupting their conversation] Hey buddy, are the guy with the sex paper?

Larry Flynt: I might be.

Trucker: I love the pictures how do I subscribe?

Larry Flynt: Where'd you come up on the newsletter?

Trucker: I found it in the bathroom of a gas station, it came in pretty handy.

Larry Flynt: I'm glad we can help you out but it's not for subscription.

Larry Flynt: [to his staffers, as they remained silent] What's wrong?

Arlo: The distributer called and unfortunately we had only a twenty five percent sell through

Larry Flynt: Someone want to translate that for me?

Jimmy Flynt: What that means their sending back a hundred fifty thousand copies

Larry Flynt: [slams the champagne bottle into the cake] SHIT!

Jimmy Flynt: [referring to losing most of their money on printing and distributing their first copy of Hustler magazine] You're just stupid dumb briar hopper what made you think you can pull this off anyway?

Althea: At least he has balls

Jimmy Flynt: What he needs is brains

Althea: [sarcastically] Einstein's speaking I'm so impressed

Larry Flynt: So one more issue and we're wiped out?

Jimmy Flynt: Yeah

Althea: I believe you're the one that got us into this debt in the first place

Larry Flynt: You think just because it's your birthday you can be a bitch?

Althea: Yeah I think I'm fifty feet tall and you have a needle dick

[Larry slaps her]

Althea: Don't ever hit me like that, don't talk to me like that I'll go back and I'll eat dog food