Jimmy Flaherty Quotes in Celtic Pride (1996)

[Nick the landlord wants the rent]

Mike O'Hara: Write a check.

Jimmy Flaherty: It'll bounce.

Mike O'Hara: Write it anyway.

Mike O'Hara: Hey Scott! I heard Manute Bol is banging your mom!

Jimmy Flaherty: Manute Bol! Your mom!

Lewis Scott: Oh, that's whitty, whitey.

Jimmy Flaherty: [playing Invent-A-Drink] This one is called Jimmy's Dick. It's short

[sets down shot glass]

Jimmy Flaherty: fat

[sets another shot glass to the right]

Jimmy Flaherty: but it fills the gap.

[sets down one in the middle]

Suzy: [handing Jimmy a hotdog] ...I toasted it just the way you like.

Jimmy Flaherty: How'd you do that? There's no toaster around here.

Suzy: I used my curling iron.

Jimmy Flaherty: You're still dwellin' on that Buckner thing?

Mike O'Hara: Yeah, Chris McCarthy.

Mike O'Hara: [Jimmy punched him] Why did you do that for?

Jimmy Flaherty: I am sick and tired of your bullshit!