Jimmy Bartlett Quotes in Lymelife (2008)

Scott Bartlett: They don't even fuck anymore.

Jimmy Bartlett: What? How the fuck do you know that?

Scott Bartlett: You know the rubbers under dads bed we used to use as water balloons?

Jimmy Bartlett: Ew, yeah.

Scott Bartlett: They haven't been there in over a year.

Jimmy Bartlett: Okay, well first of all, that's sick to even think about and second, she's coming, so shut the fuck up.

Jimmy Bartlett: Oh shit. Oh, this is embarrassing.

Brenda Bartlett: Hi guys!

Scott Bartlett: Man!

Jimmy Bartlett: R2-D2, is that really you?

Jimmy Bartlett: No. Hey, no, shit bag. Too young for that.

Scott Bartlett: Tastes like piss anyway.

Jimmy Bartlett: It is piss.

Scott Bartlett: Shut up, dick.