Jimmie Quotes in The Bachelor (1999)

Jimmie: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.

Marco: You are sick!

[after Jimmie is rejected by his ex-girlfriend Stacey]

Jimmie: She's engaged.

Marco: Engaged, or married? Because if she's only engaged...

Roy O'Dell: Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter?

Jimmie: Absolutely not!

Roy O'Dell: Why not? She's not good enough for you?

Jimmie: She's fifteen!

Roy O'Dell: Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy.

Marco: [to Jimmie] Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week?

Jimmie: No, it's not next week.

Marco: Thank God.

Jimmie: It's tomorrow.

[after Carolyn explains to Jimmie the symbolism between flowers and vaginas]

Jimmie: I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you!

Grandad Shannon: As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material.

Jimmie: That's a lovely sentiment.

[Before Jimmie asks his ex-girlfriend Buckley to marry him]

Marco: OK, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Full count. It's our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it?

Jimmie: Four cliches ago.

Jimmie: [playing pool with Marco] Stripes wins, I propose.

Marco: And solids?

Jimmie: I don't know. Fake choking on a piece of steak.

Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.

The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules: [pause] What?

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

Jimmie: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

The Wolf: You're... Jimmie, right? This is your house?

Jimmie: Sure is.

The Wolf: I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.

Jimmie: Good, we got one.

The Wolf: So I heard. May I come in?

Jimmie: Uh, yeah, please do.

The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?

Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.

Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.

The Wolf: You must be Jules, which would make you Vincent. Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Jimmie?

Jimmie: Uh, one hundred percent.

The Wolf: Your wife... Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is that right?

Jimmie: Uh-huh.

The Wolf: I was led to believe that if she comes home and finds us here, she'd wouldn't appreciate it none too much?

Jimmie: [laughing] She wouldn't at that.

The Wolf: That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the fuck out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.

Jimmie: I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.

Bridget Drake: [outside on Mary's balcony] Ooh, my, but it's hot. Will I stick to that chair, Jimmie?

Jimmie: You know better than I do how sticky you are!

Jimmie: Good afternoon.

Mary Howard: I'm not speaking to you.

Jimmie: Good, then that'll give me a chance to say something.