Jim Campbell Quotes in The Glimmer Man (1996)

Donald Cunningham: [picks up the phone] Yeah.

[Cole and Deverell's conversation is played on a tape]

Jim Campbell: Sounds like your ass just got sold down the river, shit-head!

Jack Cole: [regarding a dead Russian woman] What else do you see?

Jim Campbell: She's got nice tits.

Jack Cole: Exactly. But I think a little *too* nice.

[takes a scalpel and cuts open the woman's breast, removing a gel-filled implant with a serial number on it]

Jack Cole: Okay, partner. Run this number.

Jim Campbell: What would cause something like that?

Coroner: What am I? The Amazing Randi? We have tests to run. It will take time.

Jack Cole: It's called a mala. Tibetan pray beads.

Jim Campbell: What do you use 'em for?

Jack Cole: I use 'em to calm my mind and to purify my thoughts.

Jim Campbell: Yeah, I use Jack Daniels!

Jack Cole: See now, we're trying to go to same place. We're just using different technique.

Jim Campbell: Except I don't wear the bottle around my neck!

Jack Cole: That's because you'd lose your job if you did...

Jim Campbell: Have you seen Casablanca?

Jack Cole: You're asking me, have I seen Casablanca?

Jim Campbell: Have you?

Jack Cole: A guy like me, not seen Casablanca?

Jim Campbell: Well have you?

Jack Cole: No.

Mr. Smith: He's selling it to a bunch of Serbian freedom fighters.

Jim Campbell: You mean terrorists.

Mr. Smith: Semantics. You say tomato...

Jim Campbell: No, motherfucker, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists.

Jack Cole: Once and a while you should cry because it cleanses the soul and you can use a little bit of that.

Jim Campbell: If I need a cleansing, I'll have a bran muffin.

Jim Campbell: You sell roaches? Damn, I'm in the wrong business! I could make money and never leave my apartment.

Jack Cole: Do you speak Russian?

Jim Campbell: A little bit.

[Campbell starts banging the suspect's head to the trunk of the car]

Jim Campbell: Answer, god damn mother fucker! Or I'll beat the shit out of your dumb ass!

Jack Cole: You speak good Russian!

Jim Campbell: Yes, black Russian!

Jim Campbell: Look, why don't we just get you some red boots and a cape, so you can fly around the city and stop ALL the crime!

Jack Cole: [Campbell is shot through a window but catches the ledge on his way down. Cole brings him a rope from the roof] Hang on, Jim!

Jim Campbell: Good idea, Jack! I wouldn't have thought of that!

[Cole grabs him and they crash through an old lady's window]

Jim Campbell: Police business, ma'am. The elevator was broken.

Mr. Smith: [Cole has deftly shot and wounded Smith, while trying to obtain information that can clear Jack of several recent murders] You're a fucking' psycho! Campbell, *you're* still a cop! Aren't you going to help?

Jim Campbell: Okay...

[pulls a gun on Smith]

Jim Campbell: But I'm a really bad shot.

[Cole stops him]

Jim Campbell: Just trying to help you, Jack.

Jim Campbell: If you'll excuse me I have to get back to the nineties now.

Jim Campbell: Helen...

Helen Drood: Drop dead.