Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator Quotes in Mr. Destiny (1990)

Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: You wouldn't want me to fork you to death, would you?

Larry Joseph Burrows: [Larry sits down on a chair in front of a desk with computers and is amazed by their self-working greetings] How about that! The desk is wired to my ass.

[Suddenly the intercom calls in]

Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: Good morning, sir.

Larry Joseph Burrows: Oh, hi! How are you?

Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: Can I get you something, sir?

Larry Joseph Burrows: No, no, I'm fine. Oh! Coffee! I'd really like a cup of coffee.

Jewel Jagger, Forklift operator: Right away, sir. And Mr. Pender and Mr.Flick are on their way to see you, sir.

Larry Joseph Burrows: You're kidding? Those jerks still work here?