Jet Girl Quotes in Tank Girl (1995)

Tank Girl: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta say: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

Jet Girl: [shy laugh, covering her mouth] You're sick.

Tank Girl: How come you always do that? How come you always cover your mouth when you smile? You got bad teeth or somethin'?

Sgt. Small: Fuck me!

Jet Girl: How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to!

[shoots him]

Donner: Wanna dance?

Jet Girl: I don't know how.

Donner: It's okay, I brought condoms!

Jet Girl: You see, this tank isn't... isn't...

Tank Girl: What? Just one little adjective and we'll have a *whole* sentance. Isn't, glad, sad... mad... Lonely...

Jet Girl: Isn't... Operational.

Tank Girl: [seizes Jet by the throat] How do I know you're not lying?

Jet Girl: [choking] Because if, if I was lying, your lungs would be full of cyanide gas.

[Tank releases her]

Tank Girl: Cool! So we get a new tank.

Jet Girl: Now here's the situation. This bird has got no electrical and in about two minutes we're going to be kissing gravel, so listen to me you sperm sucker! Either you get off your butt and clear us for landing or I'm gonna fly this rocket right up your socket!

Jet Girl: You take the tank!

[rock music starts]

Tank Girl: Are you sure?