Jessie Bannister Quotes in Madhouse (1990)

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Jessie Bannister Quotes:

  • Claudia: He barely knows I'm alive, he cut my allowance.

    Jessie Bannister: He cut her allowance, honey!

    Mark Bannister: To what? $9000.00 a month?

    Claudia: He makes me drive his old Jaguar.

    Jessie Bannister: Now Claudia, some people have worse problems.

    Claudia: Like Who?

    Jessie Bannister: Like people who don't have cars.

    Claudia: Who cares about them!

  • Jessie Bannister: How would you murder someone? If you have a question Los Angeles... then you should just ask someone else cause I swear to God I don't know anymore. What am I talking about? HOUSEGUESTS! Houseguests from hell! Ladies and Gentlemen you listen to me, no you get that snack later, you listen to me! Lock your doors! Don't answer the phone! If you have to leave the country then leave the country but don't let them in! They may look like your mother, your father, your sister, your friend, but they're not! They're slimy! They're cockroaches! If the world was to summer a nuclear holocaust the only surviving life form would be HOUSEGUESTS! AHHHHHHHH

  • Jessie Bannister: You want me to mail urine to New Jersey?

  • [repeated line]

    Jessie BannisterMark Bannister: Jiggle the handle.

  • Jessie Bannister: Company!

  • Mark BannisterJessie Bannister: [screaming] COMPANY!

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