Jeltz Quotes in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

Jeltz: Apathetic bloody planet. I've no sympathy at all.

Trillian: I have the president and I will kill him, I swear I will.

Jeltz: Could that actually kill him?

Questular Rontok: I don't think so. It's an aerosol can.

Jeltz: Either die in the vacuum of space, or tell me what you thought of my poem.

[other Vogons chuckle]

Arthur: A... a... actually, I rather liked it.

Jeltz: Hmm?

Ford: Yeah. That's good. Run with it.

Jeltz: Hmmm?

Arthur: Uh, some of the words I didn't understand, but I found the imagery quite effective.

Jeltz: Continue...

Arthur: Well, uh, yes, interesting rhythmic devices, which seemed to counterpoint the underlying metaphor of the humanity of, of the poet's soul.

Jeltz: So what you're saying is, I write poetry because underneath this mean, callous, heartless exterior, I just want to be loved?

Ford: [whispers] Yes, yes, yes.

Arthur: Yes, yes, yeah, please.

[other Vogons ooh-ing and aah-ing]

Jeltz: Throw them off the ship!