Jeffrey Price Quotes in Men in Black 3 (2012)

Jeffrey Price: All right. All right. That's a real bummer about your buddy. I'm sure, he was, like, a real great guy, but in terms of the whole space-time continuum, your friend was a little blip on the historical radar!

[Him and J sees the Boglodite invasion on TV]

Jeffrey Price: Oh. That's a big blip.

Agent J: [about to time-jump] Hey, how come I can remember K but nobody else does?

Jeffrey Price: Whoa, that means you were there!

Agent J: I was where?

Jeffrey Price: If you survive you got to come back and tell me everything okay?

Agent J: Where was I?

Jeffrey Price: You got to go! Just go, go, go!

Jeffrey Price: Okay. What's the plan?

Agent J: You're gonna send me back to July 15, 1969.

Jeffrey Price: No, that's a stupid plan because I sent Boris to July 16th.

Agent J: I'm not worried about that one. I'm gonna go back and kill the younger Boris before the older one even shows up.

Jeffrey Price: That way neither of them will even exist. That's why you get to wear the black suit.

[wants to fist bump]

Jeffrey Price: No? You're gonna leave me hanging. Okay. Oh, I just thought of something. You know, even way back then New York was a big-ish city. So I mean, how are you gonna really find him?

Agent J: On July 15th, Boris killed an alien, Roman the Fabulist, at Coney Island.

Jeffrey Price: You're gonna get there first and be waiting for him? Dude, they should give you like two black suits.

Agent J: My man, for real?

Jeffrey Price: Do not lose that time device or you will be stuck in 1969! It wasn't the best time for your people. I'm just saying. It's a lot cooler, now.

Agent J: How will I know if it works?

Jeffrey Price: You'll either know or you won't.

[from trailer]

[at the top of the Chrysler Building]

Jeffrey Price: [hands J a device] Here, take this, and all you have to do is jump.

Agent J: You want me to jump?

Jeffrey Price: Time jump!

Jeffrey Price: This is the real deal. Time-jump gear. Very rare, very old. But first, we gotta get high.

Agent J: Hey. No.

Jeffrey Price: No. No, I mean, really high.

[cut to the top of the Chrysler Building]