Jeff Mitchell Quotes in The Sum of Us (1994)

Harry Mitchell: Your grandmother said that to me once. 'The greatest explorers', she said, 'are the explorers of the human heart'.

Jeff Mitchell: Is that why she became a dyke?

Harry Mitchell: Your grandmother was not a dyke!

Jeff Mitchell: She was licking Aunt Mary's pussy for forty years, what else do you call it?

Harry Mitchell: She was not a dyke! A lesbian, perhaps... You shouldn't call her names! How would you like it if I went around and called you 'pansy', 'fairy', 'poofter'?

Jeff Mitchell: You do half the time!

Harry Mitchell: Only when I'm annoyed with you!

Harry: Why don't you get the young fella another whiskey, Jeff?

Greg: No, no really, I'm a two pot screamer.

Jeff Mitchell: I'm a bit like that myself, two and I'm anybody's.

Greg: Three and I'm everybody's.

Harry: Four and I'm nobody's.

Greg: "Baxter"?

Jeff Mitchell: It's a joke. The footy team, you know. Back's to the...

Greg, Jeff Mitchell: -wall, here comes Jeff.

Jeff Mitchell: Life would be pretty shitty without plumbing.

Football Coach: Stick you're frigging shoulder in his ass!

Footballer: Watch it!

Jeff Mitchell: Only doing what he wants!

Jeff Mitchell: Of course, some people think it isn't very good manners to read at the dinner table.

Harry Mitchell: Some people hasn't lived with you for twenty-odd years.

Jeff Mitchell: Some people should be so bloody lucky.