Jeff Lowry Quotes in Slow Learners (2015)
Jeff Lowry Quotes:
Jeff Lowry: You look exactly like your profile pic.
Laura: [confused if it's a compliment] Thankyou.
Laura: That's a lot of onions.
Jeff Lowry: Yeah. I like onions. Make you cry.
Jeff Lowry: What is it about me that is like... that you... m... m... makes you not wanna sit here?
Jeff Lowry: Yeah.
Laura: [Exhales heavily in relaxation] It's like everything, starting with your face first, just like the expression on it is really bad. You sort of look like... you're smelling something that doesn't smell good or like you're squinting even though you're wearing glasses. Like, your eyes don't work. You kinda look like a lesbian newscaster 'cause you're effeminate but not in like a good way. It's almost insulting to women, the way you're effeminate 'cause like you're not androgynous. You're just like soft and doughy. You don't look like you have bones under your body at all. You're just sort of like an old baby, you know. You just seem very uncomfortable... you know, like a little bit... like you're apologizing for your existence.
Anne Martin: Apparently, I'm clinically abstinent.
Jeff Lowry: Clinically abstinent?
Anne Martin: Yeah. It's a thing and I've got it.
Jeff Lowry: I've never heard anybody diagnosed with that.
Anne Martin: Hi!
Anne Martin: Did you get a bike?
Jeff Lowry: Oh no. I thought it would look cool if I was standing in front of it.
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