Jeff, Cop Quotes in Men at Work (1990)

Jeff, Cop: [in a reach-around position on park Merry-go-round after being chained with Mike there by Louis, Carl and James] You will swing for this, James... I SHIT YOU NOT!

Dog: [Morning rises on Mike and Jeff still in their underwear, Mike still bent over Jeff, handcuffed to the merry-go-round. A dog walks up to the awkard pair and cocks his head]

Mike: Hey, it's not what it looks like. We're respectable peace officers.

Dog: Bark!

Jeff, Cop: See, it's all, one great big, funny mix-up...

Dog: [dog goes over next to the merry-go-round, heists his leg, and pees, which hits Mike and Jeff]

Mike: Ugh! No!

Jeff, Cop: No!

Mike: Shoo!

Jeff, Cop: Shoo!

Mike: Shoo!

Jeff, Cop: Shoo!

Dog: [the dog trots off]