Jeff Chang Quotes in 21 & Over (2013)

Jeff Chang: That's my laptop.

Julian: Get a desktop, bitch!

Jeff Chang: Hey, why is there a teddy bear glued to my penis?

Miller: No idea, no idea how that could have happened.

Casey: Aren't we a little too old to be doing the whole music festival thing?

Miller: I don't know, Casey, are we too old to have fun times?

Casey: No.

Miller: Are we too old to spend a week enjoying 250 bands play seminal music of our generation? Are we too old to drop acid and make love to white chicks with dreadlocks?

Jeff Chang: I don't like dreadlocks.

Miller: Are we too old to take handfuls of ecstasy and dance around in fur, with other people in fur?

Casey: Yes! We're too old for all of those things.

Miller: Look, JeffChang, this isn't just any birthday.OK? This is your 21st birthday.

Casey: Here we go!

Miller: This is the day that you become a man.This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you,"You know what? Sure, I get it.Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl."

Jeff Chang: What the fuck?

Miller: "But guess what?Today is my 21st fucking birthday.So, step aside and let the man come through."