Jeebs Quotes in Men in Black II (2002)
Jeebs: You remember me?
Kevin Brown/K: Can't say I do. I'm pretty good with faces,
[Points at Jeebs's nose]
Kevin Brown/K: I think I'd remember that.
Jeebs: [Chuckles] The great K is a neutral.
Kevin Brown/K: You're standing between me and my memories, pal. You have this deneuralyzer thing or not?
Jeebs: Mmm, no. Brushed out.
[J and K stare at him]
Jeebs: Can't help you.
[They continue staring]
Jeebs: Don't got it...
[J and K continue to stare. Jeebs cracks]
Jeebs: Even if I did... If it doesn't work, K dies, you blow my head off! If it does work, I brought back K who, just for the fun of it, blows my head off! So, what's MY incentive?
[K points his gun at Jeebs' head]
Jeebs: [weak laugh] Okay homey, I keep it downstairs next to the snowblower.
[K smiles, satisfied]
Jeebs: If I could have your attention while we go over the safety procedures. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times, and if at any point you become disoriented, there's nothin' we can do about it.
Jeebs: Now, have you removed all of your jewellery?
[K stares at him, saying nothing]
Jeebs: Are you allergic to shellfish?
Agent J: Jeebs!
Jeebs: Right then! Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
[Jeebs turns on and sets up his equipment]
Agent J: You ever used this thing before?
Jeebs: I used the exhaust once to make some hot-air popcorn, that's about it.
[K turns his head to look at Jeebs, startled]
Jeebs: OK! Let's make it happen, Cap'n!
[the deneuralizer has just ejected K and thrown him across the room]
Agent J: How ya' feelin'?
Kevin Brown/K: Goodbye...
Agent J: K!
Jeebs: K, wait! I never got the updated software!
Jeebs: Still workin' off the 6.0...
Jeebs: Your brain needs to reboot!
Kay: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of shit...
Jeebs: He looked all right to me.
[after getting his head shot off]
Jeebs: You insensitive pricks! Do you have any idea how much that stings?
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Characters on Men in Black II (2002)
- Kevin Brown/K
- Agent Kay
- Frank the Pug
- Captain Larry Bridgewater, The Motorman
- Grand Central Station Locker Creatures
- Undercover alien intelligence officer
- MIB Autopsy Agent
- MIB Guard
- Agent T
- Jack Jeebs
- Mysteries in History Narrator
- Peter Graves
- MIB Customs Agent
- Tiny Alien
- Central Park Agent