Jean-Pierre Thibodoux Quotes in The In-Laws (2003)

Jerry Peyser: I would contract what they call wet bone.

Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: I'm curious to know more about wet bone.

Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: To Fat Cobra in the flesh.

[last lines]

[as Jean-Pierre is being taken away by the police, he waves at Jerry]

Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: Call me!

Jerry Peyser: You know something? He might actually like prison.

Steve Tobias: Like it? He's gonna LOVE it!

Jerry Peyser: I got what they call wet bone.

Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: I'm curious to know more about wet bone.

Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: People think we are crazy. But they don't know the joy of holding a man's beating heart in the palm of your hand.

Jerry Peyser: Aww, that's a good feeling.

Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: But there are certain things I can only do with a man, no?

Jerry Peyser: Like golf?

Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: No! I am not gay!