Jean-Bob Quotes in The Swan Princess (1994)

Odette: You're being sneaky again, Jean-Bob!

Jean-Bob: What sneaky? You deserve a nice bouquet!

Odette: And you deserve a kiss.

Jean-Bob: Well all right!

[Puckers up]

Odette: You know I'm under a spell!

Jean-Bob: But my kiss would break ze spell!

Speed: Give it up, Jean-Bob.

Odette: I can only kiss the man I love, and then he...

Jean-Bob: Must make a vow of "everlasting love". I know - !

Odette: And prove it to the world!

Jean-Bob: WHAT do you think I was doing with ze flowers and ze alligators going "CHOMP CHOMP"?

Odette: Speed, make him understand.

Speed: I'm only a turtle.

Speed: I think I pulled a muscle.

Jean-Bob: I'm gonna die! I know it! I'm on a mission with a lame turtle!

Puffin: Me name is Puffin. Lt. Puffin.

Odette: It's a pleasure, Lt. Puffin. I'm Odette. Princess Odette. And these are my best friends in the whole world: Mr. Lorenzo Trudgealong...

Speed: Friends call me Speed.

Odette: ...and Jean-Bob.

Jean-Bob: I have no friends. Only servants. And they call me "your highness".

Speed: Thinks he's a prince.

Jean-Bob: Whenever I have to do something in a hurry, I'll always bring a turtle.

Bridget: Rock rock! Rock rock!

Jean-Bob: She's calling a rock! We're doomed!

[Jean-Bob is trying to convince the others he was turned into a prince]

Jean-Bob: Are you going to tell me you did not see me as a prince?

Puffin: [taps forehead] I think he's still got some damage in the attic.

Jean-Bob: I don't believe this. I was a prince!

Speed: Don't push your luck, Jean-Bob.

Jean-Bob: But-no- Hey, you out there! Quit smooching and tell me something. Did you or did you not see me as a prince in the mountain!

[everyone laughs]

Jean-Bob: This is not happening. It's a conspiracy. I was a prince, I tell you! A prince!

Jean-Bob: I don't like my options.

Odette: Everybody out!

Jean-Bob: I still don't like my options.

Jean-Bob: Oh, sure, let the frog drive. Frogs are known for their wagon driving.