Jazz Quotes in Transformers (2007)

Jazz: Is that all you got, Megatron?

Megatron: Come here, you little cretin!

[Megatron grabs Jazz, but Jazz opens fire with his blaster]

Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?

Megatron: No, I want TWO!

[rips Jazz in half]

Jazz: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!

Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches?

[does a somersault]

Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.

Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!

Jazz: [jumping on Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!

Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!

Optimus Prime: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.

Jazz: Fire it up, Optimus!

Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!

Jazz: We rollin'!

Jazz: [sees Unicron] Where'd that come from?

Cliffjumper: Who cares? I'm more worried about where it's going.

Jazz: Roger me. Wilco me. Anything. Hello. Hello. Earth?

Blaster: I'm pickin' up a faint signal!

[He transforms into a ghetto blaster and monitors the message]

Jazz: This is Jazz. A ginormous weird lookin' planet just showed up in the suburbs of Cybertron.

Cliffjumper: And it's attacking Moon Base One...

[static obscures the message]

Ultra Magnus: Jazz! Cliffjumper!

Jazz: Well, that weekend was a mistake.

Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?

Chris Hatcher: Listen, the sheriff's dating my aunt Jen, so that practically makes me the deputy.

Jazz: Little Deputy Dickless.