Jazz Quotes in Transformers (2007)


Jazz Quotes:

  • Jazz: Is that all you got, Megatron?

    Megatron: Come here, you little cretin!

    [Megatron grabs Jazz, but Jazz opens fire with his blaster]

    Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?

    Megatron: No, I want TWO!

    [rips Jazz in half]

  • Jazz: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!

  • Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches?

    [does a somersault]

    Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.

    Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!

  • Jazz: [jumping on Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!

  • Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!

    Optimus Prime: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.

  • Jazz: Fire it up, Optimus!

  • Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!

    Jazz: We rollin'!

  • Jazz: [sees Unicron] Where'd that come from?

    Cliffjumper: Who cares? I'm more worried about where it's going.

  • Jazz: Roger me. Wilco me. Anything. Hello. Hello. Earth?

    Blaster: I'm pickin' up a faint signal!

    [He transforms into a ghetto blaster and monitors the message]

    Jazz: This is Jazz. A ginormous weird lookin' planet just showed up in the suburbs of Cybertron.

    Cliffjumper: And it's attacking Moon Base One...

    [static obscures the message]

    Ultra Magnus: Jazz! Cliffjumper!

  • Jazz: Well, that weekend was a mistake.

    Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?

  • Chris Hatcher: Listen, the sheriff's dating my aunt Jen, so that practically makes me the deputy.

    Jazz: Little Deputy Dickless.

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