Jazz Quotes in Transformers (2007)
Jazz: Is that all you got, Megatron?
Megatron: Come here, you little cretin!
[Megatron grabs Jazz, but Jazz opens fire with his blaster]
Jazz: You want a piece of me? You want a piece?
Megatron: No, I want TWO!
[rips Jazz in half]
Jazz: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
Jazz: What's crackin' little bitches?
[does a somersault]
Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it!
Jazz: [jumping on Devastator] Come on, Decepticon punk!
Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment!
Optimus Prime: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier. This is what he would want.
Jazz: Fire it up, Optimus!
Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out!
Jazz: We rollin'!
Jazz: [sees Unicron] Where'd that come from?
Cliffjumper: Who cares? I'm more worried about where it's going.
Jazz: Roger me. Wilco me. Anything. Hello. Hello. Earth?
Blaster: I'm pickin' up a faint signal!
[He transforms into a ghetto blaster and monitors the message]
Jazz: This is Jazz. A ginormous weird lookin' planet just showed up in the suburbs of Cybertron.
Cliffjumper: And it's attacking Moon Base One...
[static obscures the message]
Ultra Magnus: Jazz! Cliffjumper!
Jazz: Well, that weekend was a mistake.
Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?
Chris Hatcher: Listen, the sheriff's dating my aunt Jen, so that practically makes me the deputy.
Jazz: Little Deputy Dickless.
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Characters on Transformers (2007)
- Sam Witwicky
- Captain Lennox
- USAF Tech Sergeant Epps
- Judy Witwicky
- Ron Witwicky
- Tom Banachek
- Maggie Madsen
- Glen Whitmann
- Bobby Bolivia
- USAF Master Sgt. Epps
- Sarah Lennox
- Tooth Fairy Girl
- International Operator
- USAF Staff Sergent
- Admiral Brigham
- Captain Witwicky
- Boy in Car
- First Sergeant Donnelly
- ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa
- Enlisted Aide
- The President
- Mr. Hosney
- SOCCENT Colonel Sharp