Jay Wheeler Quotes in Barefoot (2014)

Nurse Susan: You're single because you're an asshole.

Jay Wheeler: Well, yeah, but an interesting and fun asshole.

Jay Wheeler: Whats the matter?

Daisy Kensington: You're standing on my toes...

Daisy Kensington: Why can't we just fly back on the plane?

Jay Wheeler: Because I violated my probation and you're an escaped mental patient.

Daisy Kensington: Is that bad?

Jay Wheeler: Yeah, that's bad.

Probation Officer: [reading] Mr. Wheeler has continued to exhibit, through a series of offences, DUI, resisting arrest, criminal speeding, participation in unlicensed gaming, and now aggravated assault, that he is combative, disruptive and has a general disregard for simple rules and regulations. He also seems incapable of obeying the law.

Jay Wheeler: Whoever wrote that just... just gets me.

Jay Wheeler: What did you do?

Daisy Kensington: I threw his keys away

Jay Wheeler: Why?

Daisy Kensington: Cus if you go to jail, we can't be together

Jay Wheeler: You are hardcore

Daisy Kensington: I am

Jay Wheeler: Basic human emotions are not my strong suit.

Jay Wheeler: Okay, you're gonna have to drive for a while.

Daisy Kensington: I don't know how to drive.

Jay Wheeler: Right.

Daisy Kensington: My mom said that driving gets you pregnant.

Daisy Kensington: I can't eat this!

Jay Wheeler: Why Not?

Daisy Kensington: I think it's Fancy Feast!

Jay Wheeler: Hey, don't you have somebody locked up in your basement that you need to go torture, or something like that?

[first lines]

Jay Wheeler: [morning after] Hey. Hey, uh, listen, I'm gonna take off. Do you mind locking the door on the way out?

Pretty Twenty-Something: You *aren't* going to buy me breakfast, are you?