Jay Cartwright Quotes in The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)

Jay Cartwright: Don't you know about foreign police? They take you up a hill, beat you up and then they bum you!

Neil Sutherland: Yeah. and if they don't kill you, you kill yourself because of the shame of you getting a boner whilst you was being bummed!

Jay Cartwright: This girl's so wet for me I can hear the waves breaking in her fanny.

[from trailer]

Jay Cartwright: You better bring your wellies, because you'll be knee-deep in clunge.

[from trailer]

Will McKenzie: First stop the Minoan palace in Knossos.

Jay Cartwright: We haven't come half way round the world to look at some fucking Greek ruins.

Neil Sutherland: Yeah you can see that shit anywhere.

[from trailer]

Will McKenzie: Jay slept in an Ant's nest.

Jay Cartwright: Oh... The pain.

Jay Cartwright: Why go for hamburgers, when you have steak at home?

Jay Cartwright: Why's there always some cunt with a guitar?

Neil Sutherland: There's something I always wanted to know too.

Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright: What is it?

Neil Sutherland: How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?

Will McKenzie: Please don't let this be my last thought.

Neil Sutherland: Because I never found out.