Jay Brown Quotes in Critters (1986)

[Johnny and Charlie makes an entrance by shooting up the house]

Jay Brown: Brad, who did you bring?

Brad Brown: Charlie and Johnny Steele.

April Brown: Who?

[Dad and son walking through pasture at night, before encountering a decomposed cow]

Jay Brown: Smells like oil burning.

Brad Brown: Smells like cow crap to me, Dad.

Jay Brown: Shhh!

[April and Steve are going out from the dinner]

Jay Brown: Helen, have you... you know, talk to her, about the way things are?

Helen Brown: Years ago.

Jay Brown: Years?

Brad Brown: Did you see that meteor?

Jay Brown: I saw something.

Brad Brown: Maybe it's a Russian spy probe on some sort of secret mission.

Jay Brown: I think you watch too much TV.