Jax Quotes in Mortal Kombat (1995)

Jax: Trust me, Sonya!

Sonya Blade: I only trust one person, Jax, and you're talking to her.

Jax: [ready to fight fight Motaro] Mr. Ed is mine.

Kitana: [ready to fight Sindel] I'll take my mother.

Sonya Blade: [ready to fight Ermac] Leftovers are fine with me!

Cyrax: Death is the only way out. Major Briggs, Sonya Blade. Shao Kahn will be pleased.

Jax: Shao what?

Jax: Let's see what I'm made of.

Jax: If I'm going to die today, please tell me why.

Sonya Blade: Nobody told me why Johnny had to die.

Jax: [to Rayden] Man, you got one dysfunctional family, you know that?

Jax: If your Father's an Elder God, what does that make Kahn?

Lord Rayden: Kahn is my brother.

Sonya Blade: There's so little time left.

Kitana: Whatever time we have, we must use well.

Jax: Are we really ready to die here?

Liu Kang: If we die, we will die in battle. Together.

[Sonya performs her flame kiss fatality on Cyrax, destroying him instantly]

Jax: Man, you barbecued his ass!

[Rayden is trying to open a portal to Outworld]

Rayden: My powers are leaving me.

Jax: [to Sonya] Who does this dude think he is? Moses parting the Red Sea?

Shao Kahn: [after a few moments of fighting, Kahn has forced Kang into a headlock] Face it Liu Kang: you... WILL FAIL!

Liu Kang: I... can feel... IT!

[Liu Kang then morphs into a dragon]

Liu Kang: [Sonya looks at Liu Kang with a look of amazement on her face]

Jax: Aw, *now* I seen everything!

[watching Liu Kang transform into a dragon]

Jax: Ah, now I done seen everything.

Rayden: [noticing Jax's enhancements] What's the deal with your arms?

Jax: I've known you one minute and you dissin' me already?

Rayden: I mean no disrespect. You have real skills. Those arms aren't your strength, they're your weakness.

Jax: Show's what you know, these things right here, state of the art.

Rayden: Faith in yourself is all you need,

[to the others]

Rayden: and I say that to all of you.

[Jax shakes Jade's hand, obviously blown away by her good looks]

Jax: You got an incredible set of legs... for kicking I mean.

Jade: [looks at him]

[to Xavier]

Jax: You been like a big old knot ever since you was a boy, you know that?

Jax: Seriously, Sinbad... you could have been the greatest archaeological professor in the world. Now, you are just a lousy thief.

Jax: Hey, Lara. Just turn your PDA down. We can't see you so good.

[Winston smacks him on his head]

Lara Croft: Nice try, Jax.

Jax: I don't trust machines, I have a machine to thank for this

[points to his robotic eye]

Jax: and this!

[pounds the ground with his cane]

Jax: I want to see them with my own God-given eye!

Eric Wynn: [yells] Wait! Don't I get a choice? Don't all the condemned get a choice?... I Choose *death*!

Jax: No, Mr. Wynn... you *do not* get a choice. You made your choice years ago, Mr. Wynn... I believe this is your signature?

Jax: Questions? Comments? What are we waiting for?

Jax: Order number 793-bla-bla-bla-bla: Commence standard series of needle tests on Raine's group.

[pauses and continues whispering]

Jax: You do know what that means?

Dodd: Yes, sir! Of course, sir. All in a days work, sir. Right away, sir.

Jax: Do us a teensy favor and use mister Wynn's auxiliary monitor, we'll need the big guns here for our little mouse-hunt.

Dodd: Of course, sir. Anything I can do to help, sir.

Jax: That's the spirit, mister Modd. Way to keep the world safe for democracy...

Jax: [Dodd has swallowed a widget needed to power the cube] Cute. And rather cliche, in an endearing kind of way. Unfortunately, I do believe there is a penalty; a rather strict penalty for sabotaging state property.

[blows dust from pen into Dodd's face and Dodd collapses]

Jax: Ooh, instant paralysis, they weren't kidding, were they?

[he bends down to cut Dodd open]

Jax: However, not to worry, Mr. Dodd. You will still be able to feel.

Jax: I hope your shortcut worked, Mr. Quigley.

Jax: Mr. Wynn, you are holding up progress.

Jax: It's time to blow this popsicle stand.