Jason Hawkins Quotes in Cloverfield (2008)

Hud: So, how do you want to do this? Do you want to do most of the talking? Or do your want me to do most of the talking?

Jason Hawkins: You're not doing any talking.

Hud: Okay. Cool.

Jason Hawkins: [to panicked friends] Shut up! All right, we don't know what we saw. The point is it's still here, all right? So we need to get the hell out of Manhattan! Now!

Jason Hawkins: [to Rob] You're not good enough for her. That's it. That's fact. That's science. Beth McIntyre is like from a whole nother planet, man. She's beautiful, she's charming. And you, I love you, but let's face it you're kind of a douchebag. And going to Japan is not going to fix that.

Lily Ford: Rob and Beth slept together.

Hud: Are you serious?

Lily Ford: Yeah, a few weeks ago. Beth made me promise not to say anything.

Jason Hawkins: Are you kidding me Lily? Rob and Beth sleeping together and you're not even going to tell me that?

Hud: Why wouldn't you tell me?

Lily Ford: [long pause] Why wouldn't I tell you?

Jason Hawkins: [to Rob] You just need to say 'forget the world' and hold on to the people that you care about the most.

Lily Ford: Can you see me through the viewfinder?

Jason Hawkins: Yeah. Got ya.

Lily Ford: Good. Now can you see me trying to carry these bags all by myself?

Jason Hawkins: You're doing a great job.

Lily Ford: [handing him a bag] Here, practice doing two things at once.

Lily Ford: Robert Hawkins, I can't believe you're leaving me to look after your brother by myself!

Jason Hawkins: Oh! Easy, easy. I'm mean I'm obviously standing right here.

Lily Ford: And I know I'm not officially family... yet...

Jason Hawkins: Not fair.

Hud: [to Lily] Dude... I'll cut him out later.

Lily Ford: But I think of you as my brother, and I hope you think of me as your sister.

Jason Hawkins: Hud! Listen, I got a job for you.

Hud: Uh, I've already got a job, putting up the sign.

Jason Hawkins: Yeah, I see that but this is more important than the sign. Um, you know how at weddings people give testimonies to the camera, right?

Hud: No.

Jason Hawkins: Alright. You're going to take the camera and just you know go around the party and film people telling Rob good luck.

Hud: I don't know. I mean, that's a lot of responsibility Jason and...

Jason Hawkins: Marlena's going to be here.

Hud: She is?

Jason Hawkins: I guess he's just random.

Lily Ford: [with the camera, while walking the streets, horns honking] Oh, perfect. And now we can have a nice record of you getting run over.

Jason Hawkins: [while holding the camera] Is that funny?