Jared the Airport Security Guard Quotes in Central Intelligence (2016)
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Jared the Airport Security Guard Quotes:
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Jared the Airport Security Guard: Sir, you cannot be in here! This is a private airfield.
Calvin Joyner: I understand that but I have an organ in this cooler right now that needs to be transported ASAP.
Jared the Airport Security Guard: Really? Because my sister-in-law had a heart transplant last year and they did not bring it in a Playmate lunch cooler.
Calvin Joyner: I hate to break it to you, but this is not a heart.
Jared the Airport Security Guard: It's not a heart?
Calvin Joyner: No, it's not.
Jared the Airport Security Guard: Hmm. What is it then?
Calvin Joyner: It's a dick.
Jared the Airport Security Guard: Okay. I'm made of questions right now.
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