Jar-Jar Binks Quotes in Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh mooey mooey I love you!

Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?

Jar-Jar Binks: I spake!

Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

Shmi Skywalker: All slaves have a transmitter placed somewhere in their body.

Anakin: I've been working on a scanner to try and locate mine.

Shmi Skywalker: Any attempt to escape...

Anakin: And they blow you up! BOOM!

Jar Jar Binks: How wude!

Jar Jar Binks: Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'?

Jar Jar Binks: Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

Jar Jar Binks: Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?

Captain Tarpals: Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere!

Jar-Jar Binks: Hey yo, Daddy, Captain Tarpals. Mesa back.

Captain Tarpals: No-ah 'gain, Jar Jar. You-sa goin' to da Bosses. You-sa in big doo-doo dis time!

[Jar Jar gets shocked by a Gungan spear]

Jar-Jar Binks: Yipe! How wude!

Jar-Jar Binks: Dis is nutsen

[looks out window]

Jar-Jar Binks: Oh Gooberfish

Obi-Wan: Why were you banished Jar-Jar?

Jar-Jar Binks: It's a longo taleo buta small part of it would be mesa... clumsy

Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy?

Jar-Jar Binks: Yousa might'n be sayin dat

Qui-Gon Jinn: Let's get out of here before more droids show up

Jar-Jar Binks: More? More did you spake?

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den banished.

Jar Jar Binks: [Sees R2-D2 and other R2 units for the first time] Hello boyos.

Queen Amidala: How did you end up here with us?

Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

[last lines]

Boss Nass: Peace!

Jar-Jar Binks: Ya-hoo!

[regarding returning to Otoh Gunga]

Jar Jar Binks: My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der!

Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?

[a rumbling is heard in the distance]

Jar Jar Binks: Yeah.

Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.

Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!

Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa point is well seen.

Jar Jar Binks: Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?

Jar-Jar Binks: [to the Queen] Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?

Jar-Jar Binks: Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.

Jar Jar Binks: Where wesa goin?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't worry. The Force will guide us.

Jar Jar Binks: Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff.

Jar-Jar Binks: Exsqueeze me...

Qui-Gon Jinn: He owes me what you call a Life Debt.

Boss Nass: Binks? Yousa been havin' the life play with thissen hissen?

Jar-Jar Binks: Uh-huh.

Boss Nass: Blurublurublu! Be gone with him!

Jar-Jar Binks: Count me outa this one. Better dead here than dead at the core. Ye Gods! What is mesa sayin'?

Jar-Jar Binks: Oh, maxi big the Force! Well, that smells stinkerwhiff.

Jar-Jar Binks: How rude!

Jar-Jar Binks: No again! No again! The beings hereabouts are kwazy! We shall be robbed and crunched!

Qui-Gon Jinn: Not likely, we have nothing of value. That's our problem.

[Special edition DVD only]

Jar Jar Binks: [Voice over during the planetary celebration] Wesa free!

Jar Jar Binks: Senators. Dellow feligates...