Janitor Quotes in T-Force (1994)

Janitor: Who the hell are you?

Clem: I'm the last person you're gonna ever see!

[Clem shoots the janitor]

[the Slug from the start of the film finally makes it to Class]

Slug: [Exhausted] Thank Goodness. I made it. First Day of Class.

[Noticing no-one there but a Janitor]

Slug: Hey, where did everyone go?

Janitor: The School Year's over kid. You *missed* it.

[the Slug behind to leave the room, once again at a Slow Rate]

Matt McGuire: What is that?

Gordo: That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side...

Janitor: [passing by with mop bucket] ... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit.

Matt McGuire: You end up like that guy?

Gordo: You end up *working* for that guy.

[Adam and Barbara see a dark room with decomposed souls]

Barbara: Oh, Adam... What is this?

Janitor: That's the lost souls room; a room for ghosts that have been exorcised. The poor devils. That's death for the dead. It's all in the handbook.

[he closes the shade of the room]

Janitor: Keep moving.

Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.

Janitor: Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.

Janitor: [Mike is staring at his old basketball team picture] Mike O'Donell!

Mike O'Donnell: Do I know you?

Janitor: No, but I know you.

Mike O'Donnell: Oh, yeah?

Janitor: High school star, never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to your old school, stand there and look at the picture of the glory days wondering "What might have been." Seems to me you guys are living in the past.

Mike O'Donnell: Well, of course I wanna live in the past. It was better there...

Janitor: I bet you wish you could do it all over again?

Mike O'Donnell: You got that right.

Janitor: They called the whole thing off!

David St. Hubbins: [to the Janitor] We're in the group. We're in the group that's playing tonight.

Janitor: You go right straight through this door here, down the hall...

David St. Hubbins: Yeah.

Janitor: turn right...

David St. Hubbins: Yeah.

Janitor: and then there's a little jog there, about thirty feet.

Derek Smalls: A jog?

Janitor: jog to the left...

David St. Hubbins: A jog?

Derek Smalls: We don't have time for that.

Janitor: go straight ahead...

David St. Hubbins: We trust you. We trust you.

Janitor: go straight ahead, go straight ahead, turn right the next two corners, and the first door the sign "Authorized Personnel Only"...

David St. Hubbins: Yeah.

Janitor: Open that door, that's the stage!

David St. Hubbins: You think so?

Janitor: You're authorized. You're musicians aren't you?

David St. Hubbins: We've got guitars yeah.

Max: Do you mind if I hang here for a while, because there's some people after me. I did some stuff. Yeah, you probably... Yeah I'm really sorry about the cafeteria. But Jindraike has no right to do what he's doing, and now my friends are gonna get whaled on because of me, and I can't do anything about it.

Janitor: Any kid can make a mess. Takes a man to clean it up.

[leaves, Max sits alone in the janitor's office]

Max: [narrating] It took a man with a plunger to make me realize that I had to do something. I thought I'd stood up to the bullies, but all I'd really done was hit and run. That's not courage. That's ex-courage.

Janitor: God damn that fucking imp!

Janitor: [performing community service] So what did YOU do?

Sherman: Sexual assault.

Janitor: Yeah. Me, too. Lyin' bitches.

Sherman: Yeah. He wanted it.

Janitor: What?

Sherman: Yeah.

Janitor: What are you doing here? In my bathtub!

Opera singer: Well, I bathe myself herrre, my dearrr. Forrr you.

Janitor: You are disgusting. You stink.

Opera singer: Me? How can you tell that? I bathe only because of you. Firrrst time. Afterrr thirrrty yearrrs.

Ms. Hallamaa: I smell the odor of gas.

Janitor's wife: What?

Ms. Hallamaa: At the stairs! I smell the odor of gas at the stairs.

Janitor: Gas! No, it is not the odor of gas!

[to his wife]

Janitor: Or did you smell it?

Janitor's wife: No, it is just the drainpipes that are broken.

Ms. Hallamaa: No, I'm sure that it is the odor of gas.

Janitor: That old woman, that old woman upstairs. She doesn't have the drainpipes repaired, because she is so stingy.

Ms. Hallamaa: What ever you say, this is the smell of gas!