Janice Pettiboe Quotes in Mystery, Alaska (1999)

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Janice Pettiboe Quotes:

  • Janice Pettiboe: It's a Rockwellian Christmas up here. Skating. Barbecues. Snow. We're here with defenseman Matt Marden, and... cut!

    Charles Danner: What?

    Janice Pettiboe: I can't feel my fingers.

    'Skank' Marden: You need to rub 'em on a nice, warm Yuletide log.

    Janice Pettiboe: I beg your pardon?

    'Skank' Marden: Look, Christmas is a lonely day for a guy to be chokin' his own chicken. And as women reporters go, I find you supple.

    Janice Pettiboe: Oh, that was lovely. It's a shame we weren't rolling for that.

    Charles Danner: I'm sure he'd be happy to repeat it.

    'Skank' Marden: [laughing] You need to relax!

    Janice Pettiboe: Charles!

    'Skank' Marden: Do you like massages?

    [Skank leans over, bursting into laughter again]

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