Janey Briggs Quotes in Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Ricky Lipman: Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Ricky!

Janey Briggs: Hey Ricky, what'd you do this weekend?

Ricky Lipman: Well, Friday night I stood outside your window - in the pouring rain - screaming your name for several hours. And then I spent all of Saturday and Sunday making you this great "Janey I've Been Desperately Trying To Tell You That I Am Madly In Love With You" ummmm... Mix Tape for your birthday.

Janey Briggs: A mix tape? Awwwww that's so sweet Ricky. See you in English.

Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up.

Janey Briggs: Why, do you have a job interview today, Daddy?

Mr. Briggs: No honey, I-I'll probably just be way too drunk.

Janey Briggs: Oh, that's good. We don't want you drinking and driving.

Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up.

Janey Briggs: Okay. Bye, Daddy.

[kisses him on the cheek]

Mr. Briggs: Bye, Pumpkinhead.

Jake Wyler: So listen, you ever wonder what it would be like to be the most popular girl in school?

Janey Briggs: You mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?

Jake Wyler: [chuckles] ... Exactly.

Janey Briggs: [shouts] I am a golden goddess!