Janessa Quotes in Jason X (2001)

[talking about Jason's brain size]

Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?

Janessa: Way manages.

Waylander: That's very funny.

Azrael: Aw, shit. I forgot my arm.

Janessa: [hands him his arm] Yeah, here you go, dumbass.

Azrael: Hi, hand.

Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.

Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?

Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.

Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.

Rowan: I don't think he's out there...

Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?

Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels!

Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face?

Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?

Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.

Kinsa: He's here!

Rowan: Quiet!

Kinsa: But if he's here he'll kill us.

Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet! One more sound and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?

[Kinsa nods]

Janessa: She's good with people.

Waylander: Now what?

[Jason approaches]

Janessa: Now basically we... we die.

Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants.