Jane Stacy Quotes in My Friend Irma (1949)

Professor Kropotkin: My little pigeon!

Seymour: Who's a pigeon?

Professor Kropotkin: It's only me, Professor Kropotkin.

Jane Stacy: Well, hello, Professor.

Irma Peterson: Hi, Professor.

Professor Kropotkin: Oh, Jane and Irma, my two little proud beauties! One with her head in the air and the other with air in her head.

Jane Stacy: Anything can happen when you live with my friend Irma!

Jane Stacy: [Hearing the telephone ringing after finding her ruined clothes] I'll answer it, Mrs. O'Reilly. My feet are wet and I want to be sure I'll be electrocuted.

Irma Peterson: [On phone] Oh Jane, darling. I called you because I wanted to tell you to be sure not to take a shower.

Jane Stacy: And why shouldn't I take a shower and be clean like all other normal people?

Irma Peterson: Well, you see, I painted the clothes closet, and I hung all the clothes in the shower.

Jane Stacy: Irma, when you come home tonight would you bring a piece of good, strong rope with you? Because there's something else I want to hang in the shower with the clothes.

Irma Peterson: Really, Jane? What?

Jane Stacy: You. Irma Peterson, how could you be so stupid?

Jane Stacy: [to Irma] Oh, sweetie don't cry. You can't help it. It's just that nature gave some girls talent and brains, and with you it slipped you a mickey.

Steve Laird: [reading fortune from a fortune cookie] It says, "You are placing your confidence in someone who'll enrich you." Must mean Al.

Jane Stacy: Yes, Al's a pretty good confidence man.

Jane Stacy: Irma, are you keeping something from me that I should know?

Irma Peterson: Jane, you can beat me, you can torture me, you can rack me on the wheel, you can quarter me into six and a half pieces, but you'll never find out from me that Yvonne, the French actress, is responsible for Steve singing at the Lucky Dollar Club.