Jane Spofford Quotes in The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

Alexandra Medford: I don't think that men are the answer to everything.

Sukie Ridgemont: No.

Jane Spofford: Then why do we always end up talking about them?

[constructing their ideal man]

Sukie Ridgemont: Huge.

Jane Spofford: I prefer small.

Sukie Ridgemont: Oh, yeah, right...

Jane Spofford: No, no, no, Sam was huge, and there were times when I just could not face it.

Alexandra Medford: Really? Well, I'm sort of in the middle myself. But hey, as long as it works, it's in.

Sukie Ridgemont, Alexandra Medford, Jane Spofford: It's in.

[they clink glasses]

Alexandra Medford: Handsome he should be really handsome.

Sukie Ridgemont: Not too handsome. Nice eyes.

Jane Spofford: Nice ass.

[Sukie giggles and Alex looks at Jane]