Jane Spencer Quotes in Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)


Jane Spencer Quotes:

  • Jane Spencer: [at marriage counselling] You came highly recommended by our last therapist.

    Dr. Stuart Eisendrath: Yes, I was sorry to hear about his suicide.

  • [Jane catches Frank kissing Tanya]

    Jane Spencer: How could you!

    Tanya Peters: Well, you just shove your tongue as far down his throat as you can.

  • Frank Drebin: Jane...

    Jane Spencer: Frank, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    Frank Drebin: Yes! Florence Henderson's gonna win it, and it's about time.

    Jane Spencer: No! The bomb is in one of those envelopes!

    Frank Drebin: You're right!

  • Jane Spencer: Now I know why Ed's been calling every half hour. You've been back on a case, haven't you?

    Frank Drebin: No, no, I swear, it's another woman.

    Jane Spencer: In your wildest dreams.

  • Dr. Stuart Eisendrath: You know, I feel it's important to get off on the right foot and not get caught up in blame. Now, which one of you is impotent?

    Jane Spencer: Uh, that would be him.

    Frank Drebin: Why don't you ask who's frigid?

    Jane Spencer: Uh, that would be him also.

  • Rocco Dillon: Any last words before I throw you off?

    Jane Spencer: Yes. Don't do it.

  • Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?

    Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.

    Ed Hocken: Caucasian?

    Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.

    Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.

  • [Lt. Frank Drebin is unhappy about Dr. Mainheimer]

    Lt. Frank Drebin: Have you noticed anything different about him?

    Jane Spencer: Well, only that he's a foot taller, and he seems to be left handed now... Frank, what are you trying to tell me? That Quentin has somehow found an exact double for Dr. Mainheimer and that tomorrow that double will give a fraudulent report to the president?

    Lt. Frank Drebin: Why that's brilliant, that's a lot better than what I came up with.

  • [at a bar]

    Jane Spencer: Sam, would you play our song, just one more time?

    Sam: Of course... DING DONG! The witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!

  • Dr. Mainheimer: You're thinking about him again, aren't you? What was his name? Frank?

    Jane Spencer: Yes.

    Dr. Mainheimer: You just can't forget him, can you?

    Jane Spencer: Who?

    Dr. Mainheimer: Frank!

  • Lt. Frank Drebin: [Waiter at Blue Note hands him a drink] I've got one already.

    Waiter: It's from the lady

    [Frank looks up. Jane waves at him from across the room]

    Lt. Frank Drebin: [Sitting down again after making his way across the room] I just want someone to hold, someone to love.

    Jane Spencer: [Interrupting him from a nearby table] Frank, I'm over here.

    [Frank looks up and discovers that the table occupied by a man. The man looks at him tersely]

  • [Frank meets Jane after a long time]

    Lt. Frank Drebin: How are the children?

    Jane Spencer: We didn't have any children.

    Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, of course.

    Jane Spencer: How was your prostate operation?

    Lt. Frank Drebin: Oh, good. Fine. Never been better.

  • Jane Spencer: I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you.

    Lt. Frank Drebin: There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious, murdering sociopath.

  • [Lt. Frank Drebin and Jane Spencer are standing next to a nuclear bomb which is about to explode]

    Jane Spencer: Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.

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