Jane Clark Quotes in Metropolitan (1990)

Jane Clark: Why should we believe you over Rick? We know you're a hypocrite. We know your "Polly Perkins" story was a fabrication...

Nick Smith: A composite.

Jane Clark: Whatever. And, that you're completely impossible and out of control, with some sort of drug problem and a fixation on what you consider Rick Von Sloneker's wickedness. You're a snob, a sexist, totally obnoxious, and tiresome. And lately, you've gotten just weird. Why should we believe anything you say?

Nick Smith: I'm not tiresome.

Jane Clark: What are you reading?

Nick Smith: The story of Babar... I'd forgotten how beautiful it was.

Tom Townsend: Pomfret. Where did you go?

Jane Clark: Farmington. Both of us did.

Tom Townsend: Did you know Serena Slocum there?

Jane Clark: The inevitable question.

Tom Townsend: What?

Jane Clark: All the guys ask that. Serena had an incredible number of boyfriends. At least 20. She could manage it because they were all at different schools and she wrote letters incredibly quickly - three in a single study hall. She became really famous. It's incredible how naive some guys are. How do you know Serena?

Audrey Rouget: [Interrupting] Actually, that might give someone the wrong impression. She wrote a lot of guys, but I'm sure she liked some a lot more than others.

Jane Clark: Oh, you think so? I never noticed that. How do you know Serena?

Tom Townsend: I was one of her boyfriends.

Jane Clark: [Taken aback] Oh! You must be "Pomfret." Your letters were really good.

Audrey Rouget: Yes.