Jamie Wellerstein Quotes in The Last Five Years (2014)

Jamie Wellerstein: Did you call your agent

Cathy Hiatt: He's on a retreat.

Jamie Wellerstein: What the hell is an agent retreat?

Cathy Hiatt: I don't know, they go into the woods and sacrifice actresses to breed more agents.

Jamie Wellerstein: [singing] If you had a tattoo, that wouldn't matter. / If you had a shaved head, that would be cool. / If you came from Spain or Japan / Or the back of a van, / As long as you're not from Hebrew school.

Jamie Wellerstein: [singing] If I didn't believe in you, / And here's where the travelogue ends. / If I didn't believe in you, / I couldn't have stood before all of your friends / And said, "This is the life I choose, / This is the thing I can't bear to lose. / Trip us or trap us, but we refuse to fall." / That's what I thought we agreed to, Cathy. / If I hadn't believed in you. / I wouldn't have loved you at all.

Jamie Wellerstein: [in Central Park with Cathy]

[singing]

Jamie Wellerstein: No, that one's Jerry Seinfeld. / That one's John Lennon there. / No, the Dakota. / The San Remo is up a few blocks. / Have you been inside the museum? / We should go. / Meet the dinosaurs.