Jamie Munro Quotes in RV (2006)
Jamie Munro Quotes:
Cassie, age 5: Daddy?
Bob Munro: Yeah, baby?
Cassie, age 5: I'm never gonna get married.
Bob Munro: Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.
Cassie, age 5: Because I always want to live here with you.
Bob Munro: Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up, meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. But you and I will always be best friends.
Cassie Munro: [Scene switch] Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
Bob Munro: Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?
Cassie Munro: I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.
Bob Munro: Because it's a stupid way.
Jamie Munro: You're lost, aren't you?
Bob Munro: Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house it. She knows it's next to the house with the fountain.
Carl Munro: Does anybody have a vomit bag?
Jamie Munro: You sick?
Carl Munro: Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out.
Cassie Munro: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Oh, my God, it's your husband.
Cassie Munro: This is the worst I've ever been treated.
Jamie Munro: Wait till you get married.
Jamie Munro: I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.
Cassie Munro: What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.
Bob Munro: So where do you park your hat?
Travis Gornicke: Behind that wheel there, that's our bus.
Jamie Munro: Well then how do Moon, Earl and... not Earl go to school?
Marie Jo Gornicke: Home schooling.
Bob Munro: This next question may seem personal but how do you...
Travis Gornicke: Make a living? Well let's see, we got $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepfather.
Marie Jo Gornicke: In prison he's getting the help he needs.
Bob Munro: [after taking a sudden and far swerve to get away from the Gornickes] Where did you learn to drive like that?
Jamie Munro: How do you think I get the kids to school on time?
Bob Munro: [a raccoon has invaded their RV; Bob is trying to muster the family to help him get rid of it] See what the raccoon is doing? Playing head games. He wants to divide and conquer us. We have to hang together. Stay strong!
Jamie Munro: [Impassively] Just get rid of it.
Bob Munro: Just me?
Jamie Munro: Yeah.
Bob Munro: Okay...
[Meekly heads back into the RV, alone]
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