Jamie Blake Quotes in The Cannonball Run (1981)

Fenderbaum: We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!

The Greek: You'll need him!

Jamie Blake: *God* is our copilot?

Fenderbaum: Uh huh...

Jamie Blake: Remember our car?

Fenderbaum: Uh huh...

Jamie Blake: Two seats?

Fenderbaum: Two seats...

Jamie Blake: Where's he gonna sit?

[smack]

Jamie Blake: Where's he gonna sit?

[smack]

Fenderbaum: Isn't that J.J. McClure?

Jamie Blake: He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off!

[J.J. and Victor are pulled over by two priests in a red Ferrari]

Victor Prinsi: Nice car, Father!

Jamie Blake: Thank you, asshole.

Jamie Blake: If we were Methodists we'd have a good shot at gettin' laid

Fenderbaum: [noticing Blake acting oddly at bar] What is it?

Jamie Blake: Look at the chicks! Boy, if we were Methodists, what a shot we could have had of getting laid right here.

[guy at bar overhearing spits his drink out]

Jamie Blake: I just want to thank you for informin' them about us back in Missouri. You know, how we're flashers and sex maniacs.

J.J. McClure: Well, I was just repayin' you for what you and the chocolate monk did back in Ohio.

Fenderbaum: Chocolate Monk?

Jamie Blake: He can say that. Yeah, he can say that, cause he's ridin' around with the "Good Year" blimp!

J.J. McClure: [Looking at Vic] He can say that. He can say that cause if I had the time, I'd take those rosary beads and shove em up your nose.

Jamie Blake: These rosary beads? Up this nose?

J.J. McClure: Yeah.

Jamie Blake: Will ya take a little advice? Bring friends.

Fenderbaum: Ha! Lots of em.

Fenderbaum: Why'd he call me Shorty?

Jamie Blake: 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.

[Brad drives through the bar on his motorcycle]

Fenderbaum: What in the hell was that?

Jamie Blake: Oh, that must've been the entry of the National Safety Council.

Jamie Blake: That's a good-looking piece! and cunningly disguised so it won't look like a racing car, you know. The cops would never give that a second glance!

Jill Rivers: 220 miles an hour and they aren't gonna get a second glance!

[JJ has "tackled" all the other contestants at the end]

Seymour Goldfarb Jr: Well, I must say, that's not a very sporting way to win.

Jamie Blake: No, it was a shitty way to win!