James Ubriacco Quotes in Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
James Ubriacco Quotes:
Mollie Ubriacco: Mommy is a girl, so I don't have a penis.
James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls.
Mollie Ubriacco: But Daddy is a big...
James Ubriacco: Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny.
James Ubriacco: Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a piss ...
Mollie Ubriacco: Don't say piss.
James Ubriacco: Okay, when you wanna take a whiz ...
Mollie Ubriacco: Ugh!
James Ubriacco: What? "See a man about a horse"? "Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?
Mollie Ubriacco: Pee-pee.
James Ubriacco: Pee-pee is such a wimp word.
Mollie Ubriacco: See, Mikey, Mommy is a girl so she doesn't have a penis.
James Ubriacco: But she's got some set of balls!
James Ubriacco: Why is it that every time drink out of the milk carton, I get a lecture, but Travis Bickle moves in with a semi-automatic weapon, and it's okay?
Mollie Ubriacco: A little unloaded gun makes him feel better.
James Ubriacco: Makes him feel better? Why doesn't he go to the top of the Empire State Building and shoot student nurses? Maybe that'll make him feel better.
Mollie Ubriacco: This is New York. Women carry unloaded guns in their purses.
James Ubriacco: When you wanna take a pee-pee okay you do it in here and you just do this, you take it out
[Pretends to unzip his fly]
Mollie Ubriacco: Oh come on
James Ubriacco: What?
Mikey: Dad, who's kidding who huh?
James Ubriacco: And the same token, when you wanna take a dump
Mollie Ubriacco: Poo-poo
Mikey: This is a joke right?
James Ubriacco: I know it sounds disgusting Mike but you know you gotta trust me on this okay
Mikey: Let me get this straight you want me to take a dump outside my diaper?
James Ubriacco: [to Mikey and Julie] I miss you guys so much.
[James hugs Mikey]
Julie: Ieuw... male bonding makes me sick.
Mollie Ubriacco: He has to go to bed early tonight because I'm taking him to baby gym tomorrow.
James Ubriacco: Oh not baby gym!
Mollie Ubriacco: He needs to socialize with other kids.
James Ubriacco: Well take him to the park.
Mollie Ubriacco: I'm not taking him to the park anymore! Do you know what he did today? He picked up a crack pipe!
James Ubriacco: Well throw it out.
Mollie Ubriacco: Do you have any idea how many disease he could get from that?
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