James King Quotes in Get Hard (2015)

Darnell Lewis: When life throws you Dick you make Dick-ade!

James King: Dick-ade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.

[from trailer]

Darnell Lewis: We do this, we do this hard!

James King: I can get hard!

[prison yard training]

Darnell Lewis: Go back to where you belong!

James King: I don't know where I belong!

Darnell Lewis: I know where you belong... you belong with me!

[smiles at King]

James King: [freaked out] I don't want that!

Darnell Lewis: Let's see your mad dog face!

[King bursts into tears]

Darnell Lewis: What are you doing, James?

James King: Sad Dog. I think that's a strategy that could work, don't sexually harass me I'm already sad...

Darnell Lewis: When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?

James King: I think that's more of a Yale thing.

James King: My life is ruined, because after thirty days I'm going to prison!... It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?

Darnell Lewis: Hell yeah, it's bad!

James King: Teach me how to survive in prison, the way you did!

Darnell Lewis: [amazed] Tell me how you know I went to prison?

James King: Given your low economic status, your perceived lack of college education... statistically, you definitely went to prison!

[pause]

Darnell Lewis: See you tomorrow, convict.

James King: My real father never had time for me. He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the Bin Ladens. Of course, that was before. I mean, we knew they cheated in soccer, but had no idea...

[stands naked in his garden]

James King: [sees his gardener staring at him] Buenos diaz, Cecil!

Martin: I built this company with my two own hands. Just me, that computer and an eight million dollar loan from my father.

James King: You really did it all on your own.

James King: I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.

Darnell Lewis: That's great. I'll tell the others.

James King: For the love of Alan Greenspan!